Huntin Jokes
 

Any one out there got any good huntin jokes? Cause I dont.
p.s i never heard a good huntin joke yet!!

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Team Mojo is a joke. :Dhahahaha

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HAHAHAHAHAH! :D

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hahahahaha!!!!

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well lets see here i might have a joke. alright here we go.....

there were these to guys going hunting and made a bet. they both bet that the first one to kill a deer and make it back to camp first, the loser has to buy the winner a case of beer. so they shake and go on, they start at camp and go in opposite directions. the one guy walks maybe 200 yds from camp and sees an 8pt. he stops and BOOM....drops it. so he gets his deer and drags it back to camp. while the other guy is still hunting. (im going to name the hunters.....Fred is the winner and Bill is the loser)Bill is walking up and down hills, he has poison ivy, ticks and briars alll over himself.it's been to days and Fred has been thinking what in the hell is taking him so long. so after day 2, Bill begins to make his way back to camp. he has about an hour of daylight left. he's maybe 200 yds from camp and he has to sh*t something aweful. so he puts down his gun and and drops his pants. he finishes his business and stands up and looks at the pile. what he sees is a pile of guts from Fred's deer, him not knowing that they are just that. and he's like...o no i sh*t my guts out. so about 20 mins. later he stumbles back into camp where Fred has been sitting for 2 days. Bill gets back and asks Fred how he did. Fred said i walked 200 yds and dropped a buck. Bills like good. Fred asks Bill how he did and what the hell took him so long to get back. Bill looks at him, then tells him how he walked up and down hills,got poison ivy, cramps, and briars. and then told him he had to stop and take a dump. so he told Fred he finished taking a dump and stood up and saw a gut pile. and how he felt all empty inside. and Fred asks well how did u get 'em back in. Bill replies, well with gods good grace of a long stick ishoved them back in.

i heard it from a buddies cousin last week.

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thats disguistingly wrong but very funny

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I've got one that I heard on gunbroker before, well there is this lawyer and he is going to go on a camping trip, he goes into the outdoor store and gets supplies and is chatting with the cashier, and says yeah this weekend is going to be fun, im going into the backcountry to go camping with the family, the cashier goes, did you have some sort of weapon for self defense against the bears?...The lawyer, full of him self, goes of course I did!, pulls out a glock in 9mm hands it over to the cashier to admire, the cashier is admiring it and goes boy this is sure nice, but i see one thing that you forgot to do, and the lawyer is astonished, what are you talking about that gun is perfect, the cashier goes, you forgot to sand down the front sight, the lawyer is puzzled, why in the heck would you sand down the front sight he asks...the cashier responds in laughter, when the bear shoves that gun up you arse (cleaned up for the forum)it isn't gonna hurt so much...

It is pretty dumb, but was the only one i could think of right now....

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ok here is a real joke
A father and son went rifle hunting on public ground

Father says: son this is public ground as soon as you shot a deer you must protect it or other hunters will steel your deer.

Son: OK dad

father gets his son all set inthe son'sdeer stand and heads to his stand but hears a shot goes back and see his son pointing a gun at another man

Son: step away from the deer

Man: OK OK just let me get the saddle off

For you very slow people the deer was really a horse:D