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The Deer Hunt

Old 10-29-2004, 07:50 PM
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1:00am-alarm clock rings
2:00am-hunting partners arrive, drag you out of bed
2:15am-throw everything except kitchen sink in the pickup
3:00am-leave for the deep woods
3:15am-drive back home and pick up gun
3:30am-drive like heck to get to the woods before daylight
4:00am-set up camp
4:30am-head into woods
6:05am-see three deer
6:07am-"click"
6:08am-load gun while watching deer go over the hill
8:00am-head back to camp
9:00am-still looking for camp
10:00am-realize you don't know where camp is
noon-fire gun for help-eat wild berries
12:15-run out of berries, three deer come back
12:30-realize you ate poison berries
12:45-rescued
3:00-arrive back at camp
3:30-leave camp to kill deer
4:00-return to camp for bullets
4:01-load gun, leave camp again
5:00-empty gun on squirrel that is bugging you
6:00-arrive at camp, see deer grazing in camp
6:01-load gun
6:02-fire gun
6:03-one dead truck
6:05-hunting partner returns to camp dragging deer
6:06-repress strong urge to shoot partner
6:07-fall into fire
6:10-change clothes, throw burned ones in fire
6:15- take pickup and leave partner and his deer in the woods
6:25- pick up boils over, hole shot in block
6:26-start walking
6:30-stumble and fall, drop gun in mud
6:35-meet bear
6:36-take aim
6:37- fire gun, blows up, barrel plugged with mud
6:38- ---- pants
6:39-climb tree
9:00- bear departs, wrap gun around tree
midnight-Home at last
Sunday-watch football on tv, slowly tearing hunting liscence into little pieces, and mailing them to game warden asking him to just lock you up if he sees you heading towards the woods any time too soon....
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Old 11-01-2004, 03:45 PM
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...thanks sunset, I needed that given the day at work I'm having.
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Old 11-01-2004, 04:08 PM
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You're welcome....One of my hunting friends gave that to me a long time ago....Thought I'd share it.
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Old 11-01-2004, 04:44 PM
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Yep had years kie that
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Old 11-02-2004, 10:01 AM
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LOL it all sounds too familiar.
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Old 11-02-2004, 04:48 PM
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happened to my dad's friend a few years ago. everything went wrong
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Old 11-03-2004, 12:45 AM
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How did you know that happened to me?
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Old 11-03-2004, 09:27 AM
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LMAO. that is friggin hysterical. Thanks for the laugh.
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Old 11-03-2004, 04:31 PM
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LMAO. that is friggin hysterical. Thanks for the laugh.
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Old 11-03-2004, 08:21 PM
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Amen, to that one,lol. Sounds like today, just got back from almost the same thing,lol. But alittle different, the deer where trying run me over, hiding behind trees, showing up at lunch time, starring and starring and starring, at me while I am tossing my lunch and trying to find my primers for the muzzel, sneaking up on me from behind while I am having a nap and scare the #$%^ out of me. Run across the trail in front of me, while having a bathroom break, and having the wrong gun in hand. Back and forth again, just to rub it in. I left for home at 4:30, Score Bambi 14/Jimbob 0, lol
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