RE: Bigfoot.
 

I'll have your back at the Southern GT if one shows up .
I'm now equipped with one of those new mini-stunner kegs . It has a handle shaped somewhat like the one on a beer mug to give it about 20 yards of added leverage . Once released it merely stuns the Bigfoot so that full sized kegs can be brought into play . They're available at your local Bigfoot-Mart for $7.97 , and come in several distracting colors . They're even more effective if filled frequently with beer , preferably someone else's .

WARNING:
After 20 stunners the "I love you man!" syndrome may occur ... ;) :D :D :D