texanyoungbuck

its pretty dumb but i wanna know what you would do. so here it goes. ok, you get kidnapped by some crazy human eating people and they take you to some strange place and they tell you that if you do not come back with an elk in 48 hours and all they gave you was a full staplegun, 1 waterproof match, and a bottle of water. and if you didnt get the elk in the time limit then they would eat you alive and if you passed out then they would wait for you to wake up and then start eating you again. WHAT WOULD YOU DO?

NY Bowhunter

I would dangle the water bottle from a branch with the match tucked underneath the label and when the elk came to drink from it, I'd be close by to fire a staple at the end of the match causing the match to ignite and catch him on fire thus killing the elk for the man eating kidnappers.


or



run like hell.

I don't freakin know is this a riddle or a strange serious inquiry??

Shotgun stalker

Go home get my shotgun and tell them to "bone apetiet!" and let'em have 5 rounds of 00 buck

texanyoungbuck

LOL! good answers.

wimp

I'd lay off the drugs for a while and when they wore off the human eating people would go away.

SnoBall57

OOHHHH Wimp! That was precious!LMAO I was thinking somewhere along those lines!

extreme1

LMAO------@Wimp------but we now know who has some issues---lol

Tazman

I would wake up and make a note to never drink or smoke what ever it was I did before I went to bed and then go back to sleep.

trophyhuntr

Texanyoungbuck,

are you ok, or in the spirit world

RTA47

man we are really hurting for somthing to talk about. p.s go back to sleep!