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here we go again

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ROFLMAO!!! ~having hard time drinking my coffee while reading this!! [8D]

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Just curious, how are you planning to get this started?

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Man I would sure love to tell a tale of a past bigfoot keg hunt with the possee, but I am getting ready to head home for the weekend, so you all Monday!

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I like the way you boys think. Sounds like a plan you need to activate.

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that would be the best day of my life. (so far) we could knock out that GOD DANG spike tv! lol. i wish. i hate them and their gay shows. they need HUNTING!

the only problem would be..... how would all of us get on tv AND how would we get paid. no 1 would give me money cuz im only 15. its cool that the kid hunts but when he gets money lets just rob him blind!

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I'm in, need a new job anyway. I'll be a deer hunting host and spen my whole year hunting or thinking about hunting videos.

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I was thinking about reminising about a bigfoot keg hunt with the possee we had in Hobocken NJ tomorrow if any of the possee wants to help, my head is not totally clear as to all the events of that day.

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ill help

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trophy I am glad you showed up because this was one of the hunts where my memory is pretty fuzzy. I do remember that the rest of you were running late and I had decided to make the sacrifice of prepping the kegs for the rest of you ahead of time. If I recall correctly you showed up just about the time I had finished prepping the 6th keg. You told me that you had brought the ice tongs along because you were going to try and take out the bigfoot with the old "Ice tongs in the groin" method!

I tapped the 7th keg and was telling you the last guy I had seen trying the "Ice tongs in the groin" method wound up as the bigfoots mate for 3 months before we were finally able to track them down and rescue him. You said not to worry that farmcntry was going to make sure that the ice tongs were adjusted just right for the groin grab on bigfoot and that he would have a spare pair to back you up. This is where things started to get a little foggy in my mind as I tapped a fresh pony keg for prepping, I do recal some other folks showing up though.

(I sure hope you all know what ice tongs are)

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taz going to get hair cut will let you know the rest of the story i know exactly how it went, you just passed out,

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TAZ YOU THERE

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trophy I am back, I get off at 1PM EST so I was heading home. I guess the possee has tired of bigfoot hunting.

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well to begin with you got drunk and passed out, farmcountry didn't have it sighted in correctly and nybowhunter got hooked up with a prostitute and wouldnt leave camp, So i went out with AKA and off we went, the reason i know the tongs and keg weren't sighted in correctly was, AKA is a hell of a shot and he missed him at 35 yrds broadside, do you remember what happened after that or must i continue, PS you notice AKA hasnt been around lately

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Well I kind of remember that as farmcntry and I were being dropped of by the cab outside the pen hearing you holler out "Look out, the tongs have boomeranged!", then AKA screaming out in agony as he rolled around on the ground with the ice tongs poking out of his posterior!!! I remember farmcntry rolling me through the gate and then picking up a pony keg we had in reserve and running in AKAs direction to where he was hoping to redirect the bigfoots charge at AKA, then things went black again.

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yes you are starting to remember a little but farmcountry looked to me like he was getting the heck out of dodge, he wanted no part of it, you were running toward AKA and farmcountry was running the other way, AKA originally missed with the keg and said to bigfoot well are you going to just stand there or whistle dixie, this pissed bigfoot off he ran over to AKA, AKA tried to grab him in the NUTS* and missed the ice tongs were then taken away from him when they mysteriously were put up his posterior, the hollering you herd was not from me it was from nybowhunter in the cabin with his ******, this starting to come back

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trophy I will be honest my next memory is of AKA trying to remove the ice tongs while bigfoot was just getting into a mating postier, the reason it turned out that AKA had missed was because this was a lady bigfoot!!!! I remember AKA being pinned down by her and just as she started to have her way with him, nybowhunter knocked her off of him and proceeded to let her have her way with him as I drug AKA out of the enclosure! The next memory I have is of you running by me dragging AKA out in the direction of her and nybowhunter. The one main question I have for you is where were your pants?

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I must tell you I have no knowledge of what transpired with that hunt for you guys as I was being taken advantage of by young Lowanda. She seemed to have enough of me and gave me a map and told me to go try her sister!!!! So I headed towards the map location and to my amazement, AKA had beat me to her. I was a bit jealous and shoved him off the beautiful woman. She was indeed a handful. Much fiestier than the one back at camp!! Now that I think about it, the lights were out and it was pitch black. She seemed excessively hairy!!! See what keg calibrating will do to a man. The disturbing thing is that Lowanda seems to have left camp and neither her or farmcntry or Charlie P whereabouts are unknown.
After shoving AKA off the lady bigfoot which I believed to be a prostitute, I realized by the light that it was indeed a bigfoot. It was far too late by then. I was hers and she wasn't letting go. If you people would be so kind as to grab some ammo and head my direction that would be greatly appreciated!!!
I'm typing this from my laptop while she is bedded down. I hope she doesnt wake u a;sjg;oua;j;jfdsg;lja;gja;lgj;agj;ajg;ljalkja$^&^# $%&$#&$&$&$&%@&@&$&$&$&$&%$&KHKSH:KKHKDHL:KSH:LKSH L:KSH:KSHL:KHKLHKHL:KSHL:KTHIKSOTREIKTY


please hurry!!!

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nybowhunter I hate to confess this, but as my memory clears I remember simply tapping another keg, sitting back and video taping the two of you. I just watched the tape again and it sure doesn't look like you were putting up much of a fight!

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Would you ??? I'm a team player. I had to take one on the chin for the good of the hunt.;)

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nybowhunter it must have been really tough, you slept for three days and kept muttering something about "My furry lover"![8D]

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It is good to see youll are remembering what happened, Taz my pants were on they were a new type of camoflauge you couldnt see, Nybowhunter i am sorry that you are walking bowlegged, thanks for taking one for the team, maybe next time we will all step in and help, anyone up for a furry hunt later this week i have a new keg sling shot, Brutal up to 50 yrds

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Count me in!! As long as I dont have to travel in the air with the keg this time and deliver the final blow from mid air.

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you wont i have a plan, it will work great with my new slingshot keg thrower

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Trophy I will be up for it, NYBH told me he was bringing an industrial size tube of K-Y for the next hunt![8D] I almost have a catapault finished for tossing full sized kegs, I plan on making it extra strong for throwing traditional wooden kegs. AKA has stopped by a few times and keeps trying to get me to intergrate a pair of his fur lined thongs into the catapault! I keep telling him that there is simply not enough material in his thongs to make use of them and he insist that it is due to pool shrinkage!:eek:

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Taz who has the ice tongs, and see if you can get them back, if not my plan will not work, but if we dont find them, see if CharlieP or anyone has a huge pillow sack, i have another plan

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trophy you will have to ask NYBH, when I reviewed the tape of him and the lady big foot he was using them to pleasure her, or was she using them to pleasure him?[:o]

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I think she was pleasing him, but that was no female bigfoot, just a hairy ****** wasnt it OR WAS IT?

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Last I saw was farmcntry running like a bat out of hell down the path. The female bigfoot/hairy prostitue had a hold of his neck with the thongs. He was crying for mercy something awful. Taz was just polishing off #7 sitting by the fire at that point and just looked up and said "huh look at em go" then fell over backwards and passed out.

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Nybowhunter we now know where the thongs are, where are the ice tongs i need them if you know where they are let me know, they might still be in AKA posterior but dont know

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I sure hope you all apreciated the sacrifice I made prepping all those kegs for the hunt for you, I spent more time drifting in and out of reality that hunt than I did hunting![X(] Next time we go out I will limit myself to two kegs to where I can still remember the hunt![8D]

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WHEN are we going

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Taz u up for a hunt this weekend

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trophy I think we will need to wait until Monday to start a proper hunt. I can't get on my computor at home because of the kids. I was thinking (very unusual for me) about checking out the season down your way. When are your seasons down there and when does the rut come in? You know NYBH won't come unless the lady big foots are in heat.[8D]

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Well down here in the south there is no season, always open, the rut starts in december and runs through march, lady bigfoot have a long estrous cycle, i saw three last night,

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NYBH wanted me to ask what kind of racks can he expect the lady big foots to have? Why in the world would he want to know that?:D

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:D Did you happen to see any about 5' 10" with long legs?? Just curious cause those are the ones I love to errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ummmmmmm......................hunt??

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I saw one yes, nice lookin specimen, 6 2" though

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trophy it sounds as though the hunt Monday down your way will prove to be a good one! Well at least it will be for NYBH.;) We may want to start a new thread for it though.

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let me know and you can get it started, or nybh can start it