Earth;s End Is Near - Watch The Deer
 

What an idiot. Especially about the deer chewing on bones. That has been known for years in areas where there is a mineral deficiency in the soil. Deer will chew bones or even antlers in an attempt to get the minerals.

Well, he did call himself a "theoretical" journalist. :D

Wonder what he'd think of those videos of deer eating baby birds?

I guess satire is an entirely misunderstood subject.

This is a Chicago paper. Satire has nothing to do with it. My bet is that guy actually believes the BS he wrote.

Sounds more like sarcastic satire to me! Yeah, I know, sounds suspicious coming from a Chicago journalist and a quack like Hawking! Fake news!