HOW COLD IS IT?
Well,i almost hit 3 deer,the other evening breaking into a GOODWILL box taking winter coats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saw a 'possum last week wearing ear muffs.

finding lightly used parkas that were discarded by people who expected global warming. I was wearing one while walking through a fridged southern park. Only one other person.
They were wearing cotton blue jeans. That global warming crowd has followers !!!

so cold I can no longer stand when I urinate.

colder than a witch's a** on a brass broomstick

Haha! Check out the pee pee strips on the Hunter's Apron:

www.huntersapron.com/quick-feature-videos

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It is so cold here that yesterday I heard two clanking noises outside my window. When I looked out, I saw my brass monkey was emasculated!

so cold here I had to get up this morn, kick the mrs in the belly to break the ice so she could pee.
so cold its not fit to let the digging iron set outside
RR

Yesterday was good; in the 60's, but today it was in the 40's….brrrrrrrrr!

71 degrees here yesterday, I hate it when mother nature gets my hopes up.