Things that occur to you in a tree stand
12-23-2009, 12:43 PM
#11
Fork Horn
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Southern Maryland
Posts: 357
So I figure this is the time of the year that squirells are going into rut due to recent activity and I hear some strange noice in the distance and think...."Man, that squirell really sounds like it's getting raped." I felt bad.
I think this alot...."I bet that button buck would be an easy drag."
I think this alot...."I bet that button buck would be an easy drag."
12-23-2009, 12:57 PM
#12
Nontypical Buck
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Waipahu HI USA
Posts: 2,915
"Whoa, that falling leaf made more noise than I'da thought"
"How long can I handle this cramp?"
"How come my nose itches only after I get settled?"
"Why do the leaves always rustle behind me?"
"Will they spook from a fart?"
"Pissless coffee would be fantastic"
"How long can I handle this cramp?"
"How come my nose itches only after I get settled?"
"Why do the leaves always rustle behind me?"
"Will they spook from a fart?"
"Pissless coffee would be fantastic"
12-23-2009, 01:13 PM
#13
Nontypical Buck
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Southeast Missouri
Posts: 2,178
I hear a Deer....nope a squirrel...I hear another Deer...nope a squirrel......I hear a Squirrel,not gonna look this time....dangit it was a Deer!
When Cows laugh does milk come out their noses?
If I shot enough squirrels would they would weigh more than a Deer?
I hear another noise...but I'm affraid to make a movement.
Is it alright to Pray to get a Deer?
I wish a Bobcat would walk by...I'd get that baby mounted and I wouldn't have to field dress it!
When Cows laugh does milk come out their noses?
If I shot enough squirrels would they would weigh more than a Deer?
I hear another noise...but I'm affraid to make a movement.
Is it alright to Pray to get a Deer?
I wish a Bobcat would walk by...I'd get that baby mounted and I wouldn't have to field dress it!
12-23-2009, 04:42 PM
#16
Typical Buck
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: central square, new york
Posts: 552
is that snow on the branch above me gonna fall on me?
crunch crunch yes deer.....no squirrel
I wonder whats on tv right now?
if I fart maybe it will sound like a grunt will that big buck come
crunch crunch yes deer.....no squirrel
I wonder whats on tv right now?
if I fart maybe it will sound like a grunt will that big buck come
12-23-2009, 04:56 PM
#17
Giant Nontypical
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Mont County, Pa
Posts: 7,368
I knew I should have set up in that other tree. Damn!!
Does this friggen wind EVER stop?
Figures, they come out where I thought, just out of range though. ttt
These woods are like a winter wonderland. I'm lucky!
I like sitting here alone in the quiet, it's the closest thing to real peace that I can find.
Does this friggen wind EVER stop?
Figures, they come out where I thought, just out of range though. ttt
These woods are like a winter wonderland. I'm lucky!
I like sitting here alone in the quiet, it's the closest thing to real peace that I can find.
12-23-2009, 06:37 PM
#18
Fork Horn
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Warren MI
Posts: 450
I wonder if that porcupine can get me from here?
I wonder if I can make my sniffle sound enough like a wheeze to not blow this hunt?
I wonder how my boss would feel if I took October - December off to hunt?
12-24-2009, 04:28 AM
#20
Nontypical Buck
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Orange county, NY
Posts: 2,949
"I will have absolutely no way to climb down from this tree, if the bottom half of my API climber falls out beneath me."
This, as Im kneeling down on my seat and pulling the pin out of the chain to readjust at 30 feet up!!!!!
STOOOOOOPID!!!
This, as Im kneeling down on my seat and pulling the pin out of the chain to readjust at 30 feet up!!!!!
STOOOOOOPID!!!
