You might be a hunter if...
 

Add the first thing that comes to mind. This should be fun!

Like this...

You might be a hunter if, you own more camo than regular clothes. :D

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You might be a hunter if, you can't hear anything your wife says.
But no matter where you are in the house, while your tv is on The Outdoor channel.
There is a turkeysound, no matter how small.
You can hear it as clear as a bell.

Then you are a hunter.

RE: You might be a hunter if...
 

...Your cologne - Code Blue.

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You might be a hunter if your cell ring tone is a duck quacking, or aturkey hen, followed by a gobble, and followed by a shot.


You might be a hunter if you and your groomsmen wear hunters orange tuxedos at your wedding.

RE: You might be a hunter if...
 

You might be a hunter....If venison is part of your daily diet

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...spending time in the woods is satisfying whether you made a kill or not that day.

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if you can remember down to the very last detail every aspect of every deer you have killed (sound,temp,what you were wearing, time, date, how many deer were present, how many squirles were around, wind direction, you get the point) over the last 25 years, but some how manage to forget your anniversary or wife;s bDay every year!!

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or if Spring, Summer, Fall and Winter are replaced with Turkey Season, Fishing Season, Deer Season, Predator (Coyote) Season.

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If you mistake your skunk scent bottle for your cologne bottlein the morning. (Who put cologne in the bathroom??)
If you spend your first date on the rifle range. ( This the barrel sweetie and you just pulls on this here lever oncet)
If you thought it was a good signto keep dating your woman after beingknocked on her butt by the 12 gauge, and not getting up to kick you in the shins! (Now at's one hell of a little woman er')
If you have to have the required camofor everyseason, but no suit in your closet as there too expensive! ( New seasonal line just came out, we just have to go shopping!!!!!)
If your buddy calls your house while your outhunting, asking your wife if she knows if you have extra 240 JHP 44 magnum shells that you can borrowand she says "Yes". ( are you sure you don't want the HP as they flatten better Bert)
If your steering wheel, seats, lighter. golf hat, golf bag and rocker panels on your truck are camo!
If your drfiting over in your lanes on the highway driving at 70 miles and hour while spotting deer in the fields! (oh look at that buck hon)
If you pull over on the a major interstate to cut the horns offa buck that is road killed to use for ratttlin! (I'll set be minute hiney, hand me that saw baclk there!)
If you know what the words scope burn, rattlin', doe in heat, rub and scrapes mean (I seen a big ol' rub in the woods darlin, had a scrape on down the trail too)
If you get bug eyed and want to go on vacationwhen someone says the 'rut' is on!

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You see a squirrel (rabbit, deer, etc.) flattened on the road and think "what a waste of a good meal".

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when your driving down the road and you see an animal(crow, deer, squirell, etc.) and you form yourhand into the shape of a gun, point at it and say boom.

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If you have a deer mount in your living room

If you have climbers in your closet

If you have Borax unscented washing detergent by your washing machine

If everyone you work with ask."Well, did you get one?" ;)

If all your kids and wifecan define the followingwords.
a. Scouting
b.backstrap
c.bleat call
d.climber
e.rubs
f. scape
g. rut
h. shooting window

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...you eagerly wake up at 4am to go hunting, but can't stand waking up at 6am for work.

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... you can spot a shed laying in the woods, 100yds from the road, while doing 65 MPH .

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if every fall and winter you wife complains cause the house smells like HS Dirt Cover Scent.

if the biggest figth you have with your wife is because she washed your hunting clothes in Tide instead of Scentlok.

if your friends can tell hunting season is coming up by the clothes you wear.

if you find yourself checking the HNI forums everyday just to see what has been shot.

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You might be a hunter if......

you spend your last couple dollars on a deer tag instead of your utility bills.

you see hunting seasons as irreplaceable, but not your wife.

every cup holder and glove box in your vehicle is full of empty and loaded bullet brass and shotgun shells.

you have more documented paperwork on file for your hunting dogs than you do for your kids.

you do not attend weddings or funerals during hunting season, so you warn friends and family to plan accordingly.

you have about 100dollars into your living room furniture, but over 10,000 into the mounts on the wall.

you have automatic alert emails sent to you from your state game agency for rule changes and news, and read those before opening anything to do with work.

you reference the past based on what you killed in the fall of that year. "96' hmm you mean the year of my 6x6 whitetail."

You spend more on your hunting clothes than your church clothes, or consider the woods your church and skip them all together.

you get lost in shopping malls, but never get lost in the woods even though you sometimes try.

when you hear someone tell their horror story of a bear coming in their camp in the middle of the night you think "lucky, why don'tbears ever come into my camp, I even leave food out on purpose, save me all that hiking and glassing".

you run to-wards the sounds of wild animals while others flee.

your attitude on weather is, the worse it is the less competition there will be.

Your local fish and game officer knows you by name.

you spend a couple hours out of your work day on this site, hoping to someday post enough to no longer be a Fork Horn.

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if you get post-partum the day after deer season ends

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If you spent less time on internet message boards and more in the woods.

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if as soon asyour seasonis over with, you start checking on other states that you could still hunt

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....if you spend hours and hours on a forum debating which bow is better

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you have a countdown on your calender until opening day starting from the last day of the previous season.

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If you find yourself messing with coyote calls before you even left for the trip :)

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you and your father talk about how many deer you saw on the way to a family vacation

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...if you cant stop practicing your calling (turkey, deer, coyote) even when your at work or school.

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...if you want to shoot a gun/bow just because you can
...if you see a squirrel, chipmunk, or bird and say to yourself "this would be a good opportunity or some target practice

sorry thought of more after i thought of the last one:D

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You practice your turkey call so much, that your neighbors come out of their house to Holler " Shut Up "

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you have an archery platform in your backyard for archery practice.

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You see a roadkilled coyote, and you snicker to yourself and say "Heh, one less to worry about."

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If you keep all your gear , stand and gun in the truck until the fallowing season .
Just so you wont forget something at home .
Ps , This kinda sounds like a redneck hunter if persute ///

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I might be a redneck if my 2 yr old son knows what a big buck and a doe is and can go to gander mountain and name almost every animal on the walls.

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You might be a hunter if when you seea random object100-200 yds in the openout or so and think, "I could probably nail that thing with my rifle from here . . "

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...You've gone #2 but realized the Toliet paper is still in your backpack 30 ft in the air.

...You've been on HNI 238 consecutive days at work.

....Gone at least 1 minute without blinking because a deer is staring at you.

....a spice rack isyour 4th favorite rack (Deer rack, Gun rack, women's.......:D....I hope that isn't over the line, all in fun!!!!)

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You ruin your sisters outdoor wedding because you and your buddies turned hounds loose on a bear just before the ceremony and people can't hear the vows over the sound of baying hounds on the mountain.

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if its january 14 and you're still driving around with the horns from the buck u shot this year in the back of your truck

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....once one season is over you are already scouting for the next

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you might be a hunter if...you get out of your truck to examine roadkill to see if theres any meat worth taking home

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You might be a (deer) hunter if, when you hear about several wolves being shot in Wisconsin this past year, you think to yourself....'oh darn, now that's a shame' (Ha!)

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You might be a hunter if you watch Bambi and think... "His dad is a monster, but I bet cartoons taste like crap"......

(Stolen from Michael Waddell)