You might be a hunter if...
#2
RE: You might be a hunter if...
You might be a hunter if, you can't hear anything your wife says.
But no matter where you are in the house, while your tv is on The Outdoor channel.
There is a turkeysound, no matter how small.
You can hear it as clear as a bell.
Then you are a hunter.
But no matter where you are in the house, while your tv is on The Outdoor channel.
There is a turkeysound, no matter how small.
You can hear it as clear as a bell.
Then you are a hunter.
#4
RE: You might be a hunter if...
You might be a hunter if your cell ring tone is a duck quacking, or aturkey hen, followed by a gobble, and followed by a shot.
You might be a hunter if you and your groomsmen wear hunters orange tuxedos at your wedding.
You might be a hunter if you and your groomsmen wear hunters orange tuxedos at your wedding.
#7
Typical Buck
Join Date: Nov 2008
Posts: 564
RE: You might be a hunter if...
if you can remember down to the very last detail every aspect of every deer you have killed (sound,temp,what you were wearing, time, date, how many deer were present, how many squirles were around, wind direction, you get the point) over the last 25 years, but some how manage to forget your anniversary or wife;s bDay every year!!
#9
Nontypical Buck
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Ohio,mid
Posts: 1,275
RE: You might be a hunter if...
If you mistake your skunk scent bottle for your cologne bottlein the morning. (Who put cologne in the bathroom??)
If you spend your first date on the rifle range. ( This the barrel sweetie and you just pulls on this here lever oncet)
If you thought it was a good signto keep dating your woman after beingknocked on her butt by the 12 gauge, and not getting up to kick you in the shins! (Now at's one hell of a little woman er')
If you have to have the required camofor everyseason, but no suit in your closet as there too expensive! ( New seasonal line just came out, we just have to go shopping!!!!!)
If your buddy calls your house while your outhunting, asking your wife if she knows if you have extra 240 JHP 44 magnum shells that you can borrowand she says "Yes". ( are you sure you don't want the HP as they flatten better Bert)
If your steering wheel, seats, lighter. golf hat, golf bag and rocker panels on your truck are camo!
If your drfiting over in your lanes on the highway driving at 70 miles and hour while spotting deer in the fields! (oh look at that buck hon)
If you pull over on the a major interstate to cut the horns offa buck that is road killed to use for ratttlin! (I'll set be minute hiney, hand me that saw baclk there!)
If you know what the words scope burn, rattlin', doe in heat, rub and scrapes mean (I seen a big ol' rub in the woods darlin, had a scrape on down the trail too)
If you get bug eyed and want to go on vacationwhen someone says the 'rut' is on!
If you spend your first date on the rifle range. ( This the barrel sweetie and you just pulls on this here lever oncet)
If you thought it was a good signto keep dating your woman after beingknocked on her butt by the 12 gauge, and not getting up to kick you in the shins! (Now at's one hell of a little woman er')
If you have to have the required camofor everyseason, but no suit in your closet as there too expensive! ( New seasonal line just came out, we just have to go shopping!!!!!)
If your buddy calls your house while your outhunting, asking your wife if she knows if you have extra 240 JHP 44 magnum shells that you can borrowand she says "Yes". ( are you sure you don't want the HP as they flatten better Bert)
If your steering wheel, seats, lighter. golf hat, golf bag and rocker panels on your truck are camo!
If your drfiting over in your lanes on the highway driving at 70 miles and hour while spotting deer in the fields! (oh look at that buck hon)
If you pull over on the a major interstate to cut the horns offa buck that is road killed to use for ratttlin! (I'll set be minute hiney, hand me that saw baclk there!)
If you know what the words scope burn, rattlin', doe in heat, rub and scrapes mean (I seen a big ol' rub in the woods darlin, had a scrape on down the trail too)
If you get bug eyed and want to go on vacationwhen someone says the 'rut' is on!