I am a Red Neck and Southern as they Come
05-29-2008, 01:03 PM
#41
Nontypical Buck
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: north florida
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RE: I am a Red Neck and Southern as they Come
ORIGINAL: bryant1
SouthernStrut56- I haven't been to a race(not that big on Nascar), but my brother has beento a few and told me that those type of people are usually there. My brother said he saw a couple 'would be' fights, if not for the level-headed (and probably less drunk) people/ friends around them.I guess anytime you get a bunch of drunk rednecks together there are going to be fights.....
this is pretty redneck- If half the pictures you have with you father also include harvested animals, you might be a redneck.
SouthernStrut56- I haven't been to a race(not that big on Nascar), but my brother has beento a few and told me that those type of people are usually there. My brother said he saw a couple 'would be' fights, if not for the level-headed (and probably less drunk) people/ friends around them.I guess anytime you get a bunch of drunk rednecks together there are going to be fights.....
this is pretty redneck- If half the pictures you have with you father also include harvested animals, you might be a redneck.
05-29-2008, 01:07 PM
#42
Nontypical Buck
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Almost Heaven. Boone Co. WV
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RE: I am a Red Neck and Southern as they Come
I saw an old man with a huge homemade (looked like it was done in jail) Dale Sr. tattoo on his arm attack a guy in a Jeff Gordon painted wheelchairfor saying Dale Sr. was a dead a*s and he's glad he hit the wall.
That is one of the funniest things I have ever heard. Am I the only one who caught that? 
05-29-2008, 01:50 PM
#44
Giant Nontypical
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RE: I am a Red Neck and Southern as they Come
anybody else hummin "if that ain't country" by david allan coe while readin this[&:]
i bet my buddy TDWW has it in the limo right noweight track
respect buddy
i bet my buddy TDWW has it in the limo right now
eight trackrespect buddy
05-30-2008, 01:31 PM
#46
Nontypical Buck
Join Date: Aug 2005
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RE: I am a Red Neck and Southern as they Come
There were 13 kids and a bunch of dogs...
a house full a chickens and a yard full of hogs.........
we spent the summer-time cuttin' up logs for the winter.........
a house full a chickens and a yard full of hogs.........
we spent the summer-time cuttin' up logs for the winter.........
05-30-2008, 02:11 PM
#48
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Elmore, Alabama
Posts: 305
RE: I am a Red Neck and Southern as they Come
Ah, WTH, if it offends somebody, it offends'em,and im sorry!!!!
Trying like the devil to find the Lord........
Working like a niggar for my room and board.......
Cold burner stove, no natural gas.......
Anyone want the pleasure of finishing it!!!!!!!
Trying like the devil to find the Lord........
Working like a niggar for my room and board.......
Cold burner stove, no natural gas.......
Anyone want the pleasure of finishing it!!!!!!!
05-30-2008, 02:16 PM
#49
Nontypical Buck
Join Date: Aug 2005
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RE: I am a Red Neck and Southern as they Come
If that aint' country I'll kiss your A$$.
If that ain't country........it'll hairlip the pope.....
If that ain't country........it's a damn good joke.......
I've see the grand ole opery and I've me Johnny Cash...........
If that ain't country........it'll hairlip the pope.....
If that ain't country........it's a damn good joke.......
I've see the grand ole opery and I've me Johnny Cash...........
05-30-2008, 02:23 PM
#50
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Elmore, Alabama
Posts: 305
RE: I am a Red Neck and Southern as they Come
If that aint country I'll kiss your a$$
Mama sales eggs at the grocery store.......
My oldest sister is a fist rate *****........
Daddy says she cant come home anymore and he means it........
Ma just sits and keeps her silence......
Sister left cause dad got violent and he knows it......
Sorry got carried away, you may finish the verse !!!!
Mama sales eggs at the grocery store.......
My oldest sister is a fist rate *****........
Daddy says she cant come home anymore and he means it........
Ma just sits and keeps her silence......
Sister left cause dad got violent and he knows it......
Sorry got carried away, you may finish the verse !!!!