TOP 10 SIGNS THAT DEER HUNTING IS COMING...
#1
Thread Starter
Join Date: Jul 2007
Posts: 12
TOP 10 SIGNS THAT DEER HUNTING IS COMING...
Top Ten signs that deer hunting is just around the corner..
· 10: 1 more page to turn on the calendar.
· 9: Endless night of not sleeping thinking about that buck.
· 8:My hunting and archery gearare spread all over the house.
· 7: You wear my camouflage clothing..in the house.
· 6: I try not to make any noise getting in to my car at 6.30am.
· 5: More bills coming from Cabella’s than for my house.
· 4: When grocery shopping, I check the price of carrots.
· 3: My wife surprises me sniffing doe urine...
· 2: For some reason I’m drawn to caress the deer head in my garage... every night…
· 1: I play so often with my deer call that my wife wants to stick up my ass..
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· 10: 1 more page to turn on the calendar.
· 9: Endless night of not sleeping thinking about that buck.
· 8:My hunting and archery gearare spread all over the house.
· 7: You wear my camouflage clothing..in the house.
· 6: I try not to make any noise getting in to my car at 6.30am.
· 5: More bills coming from Cabella’s than for my house.
· 4: When grocery shopping, I check the price of carrots.
· 3: My wife surprises me sniffing doe urine...
· 2: For some reason I’m drawn to caress the deer head in my garage... every night…
· 1: I play so often with my deer call that my wife wants to stick up my ass..
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#2
RE: TOP 10 SIGNS THAT DEER HUNTING IS COMING...
[ol][*]I have dreams about deer hunting.[*]I find myself day dreaming in class (or atleast my teacher finds me)[*]I'm constantly checking for all of my gear.[*]I'm sighting in my rifle.[*]I'm constantly checking out all of the latest Cabela's and Bass Pro catalogs.[*]I talk about it until the point that my friends find it annoying.[*]I can't stop looking at my rifle/bow/mounts.[*]I'm saving gas money for the trip.[*]I spend more time in the woods than I do anything else. (Wait... that's all the time!)[*]All of my fishing gear begins to collect dust.[/ol]
#3
Fork Horn
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Southern Illinois
Posts: 124
RE: TOP 10 SIGNS THAT DEER HUNTING IS COMING...
10 im making doodles of deer in study hall
9 i daydream when people are tryin to talk to me
8 im constantly checking outdoor catalogues
7 read any outdoor magazine i get my hands on
6 im on this sight regularly
5 constantly looking at my shotgun/bow
4 i have lost all interest in fishing
3 i lay awake lookin at my dads deer mounts
2 my footsteps become silent
1 i constantly check wind direction and attempt to sneak up on my dog
9 i daydream when people are tryin to talk to me
8 im constantly checking outdoor catalogues
7 read any outdoor magazine i get my hands on
6 im on this sight regularly
5 constantly looking at my shotgun/bow
4 i have lost all interest in fishing
3 i lay awake lookin at my dads deer mounts
2 my footsteps become silent
1 i constantly check wind direction and attempt to sneak up on my dog
#4
Join Date: Jul 2007
Posts: 118
RE: TOP 10 SIGNS THAT DEER HUNTING IS COMING...
10.I frequent this site
9. My girlfriend tells me to date a deer
8.I have deer related out-of-body experiences at work
7. I lose hours of my life due to day dreaming about bucks
6. A doe in heat suddenly becomes very interesting
5.Outdoor magazines become my bible
4.My wardrobe shifts to forest green and hunter oranger colors.
3.I begin to talk as if I never went to school (der hay).
2.My senses become more accute
1.My biological time clock is screaming "DEEEEEEER!!!!!"
9. My girlfriend tells me to date a deer
8.I have deer related out-of-body experiences at work
7. I lose hours of my life due to day dreaming about bucks
6. A doe in heat suddenly becomes very interesting
5.Outdoor magazines become my bible
4.My wardrobe shifts to forest green and hunter oranger colors.
3.I begin to talk as if I never went to school (der hay).
2.My senses become more accute
1.My biological time clock is screaming "DEEEEEEER!!!!!"
#6
RE: TOP 10 SIGNS THAT DEER HUNTING IS COMING...
10. I actually care about the date on the calendar
9. Everytime I go to the store I am in the hunting section
8. All my camo is hanging outside
7. All I am talking about is deer....deer...deer!
6. Worried about the weather
5. I suddenly have an increased urge to buy hunting magazines
4. I start dreaming that I am hunting
3. Eating alot of deer to make room for this years deer
2. My bow becomes my most prized possession
1. I am on this site WAY too much
9. Everytime I go to the store I am in the hunting section
8. All my camo is hanging outside
7. All I am talking about is deer....deer...deer!
6. Worried about the weather
5. I suddenly have an increased urge to buy hunting magazines
4. I start dreaming that I am hunting
3. Eating alot of deer to make room for this years deer
2. My bow becomes my most prized possession
1. I am on this site WAY too much
#7
Banned
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Inside your Mom
Posts: 2,231
RE: TOP 10 SIGNS THAT DEER HUNTING IS COMING...
10: Every e-mail between me and my friends has the same subject "Deer Season"
9: When someone asks what I am doing this weekend, it's always the same answer "In the woods, scouting."
8: My right shoulder is constantly tired and sore.
7: I am in BPS atleast three times a week.
6: My productivity at work is at an all time low from being on here, reading articles, and staring at trail camera photos.
5: I can tell you exactly how many days/hours/minutes until opening morning
4: My social life is non-existent b/c I now get up the same time I used to get home on Saturday mornings.
3: I stare at aerial photos of my lease for hours at a time.
2: My truck is incredibly dirty and will stay that way until next summer.
1: If I don't hold my bow atleast once a day, I feel lost and utterly confused about life.
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9: When someone asks what I am doing this weekend, it's always the same answer "In the woods, scouting."
8: My right shoulder is constantly tired and sore.
7: I am in BPS atleast three times a week.
6: My productivity at work is at an all time low from being on here, reading articles, and staring at trail camera photos.
5: I can tell you exactly how many days/hours/minutes until opening morning
4: My social life is non-existent b/c I now get up the same time I used to get home on Saturday mornings.
3: I stare at aerial photos of my lease for hours at a time.
2: My truck is incredibly dirty and will stay that way until next summer.
1: If I don't hold my bow atleast once a day, I feel lost and utterly confused about life.
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