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The Deer Hunters Christmas Poem.

I wrote this a couple years ago for fun. Enjoy.

The Deer Hunters Christmas Poem.

Rudolph won’t lead Santa’s sleigh this year
And here’s the reason,
“A bright red nose is sure a #$!*@%^&.”
Were his last words this deer season.

I saw the light from that bright nose
So with my Remington,
a perfect 200 yard shot I sent.
Deer jerky anyone?

The kids and Santa hate me now
They want to shoot me to the moon in a rocket
But that’s one ride I’d gladly take,
Rudolph scored 290 Boone and Crocket.

Edited by - John3200 on 12/13/2002 14:29:35

RE: The Deer Hunters Christmas Poem.

thats great! i wrote one tonight while i was typing soemthing in my aol away msg...it went...
twas the night befroe the last day of deer season
i hope for snow..
to help me take yet another doe...
i really hope i get to go...

but thats it..and it fits for me thats why i wrote it..
yours is good...id use it in school if i had a poem class lol...