RE: serious but comical
 

uhhh ummm

well I am a bit surprised that you would even consider doing that in my neck of the woods...you knowing that I can robin hood arrows at 60 yards. A tired over worked bowhunter like me might mistake yer big white arse hangin over a log for the tail of a 400lb buck and take the shot

LOL

** I almost got him but I refuse to take a marginal shot **