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NEW61375 01-30-2007 05:34 AM

TOO FUNNY
 
A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A DEER HUNTER AND HIS WIFE


HER DIARY:

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made
plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends
all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit
late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I
suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but
he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong; he said, "Nothing." I
asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't
upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. On
the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept
driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say,
"I love you, too."
When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completey, as if he
wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and
watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent.

Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15
minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded to my
caress, and we made love. But I still felt that he was distracted, and
his thoughts were somewhere else.
He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure
that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.


HIS DIARY:

Missed a big deer today, but at least I got laid.


RDHunter 01-30-2007 05:51 AM

RE: TOO FUNNY
 
Too bad about the deer :D but you had a happy ending :)

Mike Hill 01-30-2007 11:11 AM

RE: TOO FUNNY
 
What size deer was it?

Tyrus21 01-30-2007 11:16 AM

RE: TOO FUNNY
 
I heard that one but when I heard it they were talking about a ballgame. Good joke. That's halarious

arnus777 01-30-2007 02:07 PM

RE: TOO FUNNY
 
thats pretty funny

Icetrey 02-03-2007 10:01 AM

RE: TOO FUNNY
 
Funny


AR Bowhunter 02-03-2007 04:18 PM

RE: TOO FUNNY
 
More about the deer, details!

Rhody Hunter 02-03-2007 05:47 PM

RE: TOO FUNNY
 
good one






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HighCotton 02-03-2007 08:08 PM

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[8D][8D][8D][8D][8D][8D][8D][8D]I love it

HunterKel 02-03-2007 08:29 PM

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I love happy endings!


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