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Thanksgiving Wishes
TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING,
> >>BUT I JUST COULDN'T SLEEP > >>I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS, > >>I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP. > >>THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED - > >>THE DARK MEAT AND WHITE > >>BUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION > >>WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT > >>TOSSING AND TURNING WITH ANTICIPATION > >>THE THOUGHT OF A SNACK BECAME INFATUATION. > >> > >>SO I RACED TO THE KITCHEN,FLUNG OPEN THE DOOR > >>AND GAZED AT THE FRIDGE, FULL OF GOODIES GALORE. > >>GOBBLED UP TURKEY AND BUTTERED POTATOES, > >>PICKLES AND CARROTS, BEANS AND TOMATOES. > >>I FELT MYSELF SWELLING SO PLUMP AND ROUND, > >>'TIL ALL OF A SUDDEN, I ROSE OFF THE GROUND. > >> > >>I CRASHED THROUGH THE CEILING,FLOATING INTO THE SKY > >>WITH A MOUTHFUL OF PUDDING AND A HANDFUL OF PIE. > >>BUT I MANAGED TO YELL AS I SOARED PAST THE TREES.... > >>HAPPY EATING TO ALL - PASS THE CRANBERRIES, PLEASE. > >> > >>MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY,MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP. > >>MAY YOUR POTATOES 'N GRAVY HAVE NARY A LUMP, > >>MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS MAY YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE, > >>MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER STAY OFF OF YOUR THIGHS. > >> > >>MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING BE BLESSED!! I'm not the author of this but thought it fitting for all my deer hunting friends. I wish all of you a great hunt for Thanksgiving. David Cole |
RE: Thanksgiving Wishes
Happy Thanksgiving to all, and rockytop that was a nice one.
The Tazman aka Martin Price Founder and President of Virginia Disabled Outdoorsmen Club ![]() |
RE: Thanksgiving Wishes
Thanks! and Happy turkey day to you and all the "family" here!
Hurry up and wait. |
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