Dad rubs it in...
 

I just got a call from Dad in AL. He calls me from the living room and asks me about a Monster Buck video we rented 2 yrs ago. (he's never hunted, but supports my enthusiasm)

Dad: "Remember that video on those Monster deer? Didn't they mention something about the belly being flat with the back?"

Me:"Yeah, they say the more mature bucks are kinda square looking and thick in the neck. Why?"

Dad:"That sounds like the deer eating out of the bird feeder by my work shed right now. His butt looks like it's 4ft off ground. He's huge compared to the ones who usually hang around here."

Me:"Hmmm.....maybe I'll surprise Mom this Christmas with an unannounced visit."

RE: Dad rubs it in...
 

Maybe you need to go and sit in the work shed a little ;)
And don't forget your gun it might need to sit in the
work shed with you to keep you company LoL

Let us know how it comes out OK