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DoctorDeath 11-03-2005 05:32 PM

DEER HUNTERS FAIRYTALE
 
THE WORLD'S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE[/align]
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"
The girl said,"NO!" And the guy lived happily ever after
and went fishing, hunting and played golf a lot and drank
beer and farted whenever he wanted to.

THE END[/align][/align]DD[/align]


m.t.hands 11-03-2005 07:26 PM

RE: DEER HUNTERS FAIRYTALE
 
good one DD, reminds me of the joke about the guy cryin on the sidewalk, preacher walks up and ask whats wrong, guy tells preacher that friday will be his 25 wedding anniversary, preacher says thats great, guy explains how his father-in-law was policeman and caught them in the back of his van many years ago, told him he'd have to marry his daughter or go to jail, preacher, well see thats great, you made the best of it, i still don't know why your cryin, man cryin, cause if i'd gone to jail i would have gotten out yesterday[:@]

jrbsr 11-03-2005 07:36 PM

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man cryin, cause if i'd gone to jail i would have gotten out yesterday
Some times I think Jail would be better LoL

cardeer 11-04-2005 01:56 AM

RE: DEER HUNTERS FAIRYTALE
 
So true

fl.huntress 11-04-2005 02:23 AM

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y'all are bad...shaking my head...lol.;):D

MN_Deerman 11-04-2005 08:35 AM

RE: DEER HUNTERS FAIRYTALE
 
Reminds me of one I heard recently.

Two guys were standing by their truck getting ready to hit the woods when a funeral procession (sp?) drives by, one hunter takes off his hat and bows his head until the procession has completely passed. The other hunter looks at him and says "Wow that was might respectful of you to do that", to which the guy says "Yeah well we were married for 35 years"

:D

whitetailhunter4637 11-04-2005 04:36 PM

RE: DEER HUNTERS FAIRYTALE
 
HAHAHAHAH..............

Rebel Hog 11-04-2005 05:08 PM

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ORIGINAL: DoctorDeath

THE WORLD'S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE
[/align]
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"
The girl said,"NO!" And the guy lived happily ever after
and went fishing, hunting and played golf a lot and drank
beer and farted whenever he wanted to.

THE END
[/align]
[/align]DD



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Rebel Hog 11-04-2005 05:10 PM

RE: DEER HUNTERS FAIRYTALE
 

ORIGINAL: m.t.hands

good one DD, reminds me of the joke about the guy cryin on the sidewalk, preacher walks up and ask whats wrong, guy tells preacher that friday will be his 25 wedding anniversary, preacher says thats great, guy explains how his father-in-law was policeman and caught them in the back of his van many years ago, told him he'd have to marry his daughter or go to jail, preacher, well see thats great, you made the best of it, i still don't know why your cryin, man cryin, cause if i'd gone to jail i would have gotten out yesterday[:@]


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