Great New Hunting Item!!!
 

In the spirit of cough suppressors, gumoflage, and scentblocking "technology", I'd like to offer my new innovation to the deer hunting field.

PROBLEM: You have that buck coming through a shooting lane and you want to stop him for a shot. How do you reach for your grunt call without being busted. Then, how do you draw your bow or raise your rifle with the grunt call in your hand.

SOLUTION: Hands-free grunt calling!

I hereby reveal my new innovation, a specially formulated three-bean blend of chili, called GRUNT BEANS. Just eat a can of my GRUNT BEANS before your next deer hunt, and voila!, hands free deer grunting will be the latest weapon in your arsenal!

Eat one can in off-rut periods, and you'll omit perfect contact grunts. In peak rut, eat two cans and let those dominant tending grunts fly!

As a special offer to those who BUY NOW!, I'll throw in an innovative new pair of carbon-impregnated undershorts for absorbing odiferous emissions.
(Note these shorts are intended only for absorbing gases, no solids or liquids please.)

Thanks for your support!

RE: Great New Hunting Item!!!
 

thats pretty funny, you scared me there for 3 seconds after I read it

farmerjohn

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Does it come with campuflage skid paper?:)

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They already have hands free grunt calls.

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I don't know what is funnier, the joke, or this guy not getting it. Both made me laugh.:D

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i'n not sure how my wife will react to the carbon coated depends that i'd have to throw in the drier to activate them

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You are on the right path, now you just need a way to make it sent-free! :D

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Uh, buddy, I'm not getting smaller, I'm just backing away!

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Wait A Minute!.......Hummmmmm!

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:D:D:D