ElCid05

Alright here we go....

I am going to lay out the rules and provide the first couple of lines for a fiction story about a duck hunt. All you have to do is add in a line or two. Give the story whatever twist you like, just don't over do it. Lets see where this goes....


It was three thirty in the morning when Red Enthface's alarm clock went off. His common law wife, Miss D. Mallard rolled over and kicked him out of bed onto his faithful part lab part beagle part pug hunting dog, Earl. Earl, being awakened so abruptly, wheeled around and bit Red right square on the behind. So began his woebegotten morning in the swamp.....

seth07

...upon arrival at the swamp it was around 5:15 they had about an 45min. until shooting hours Red backed his boat trailer into the swamp only to find it was frozen. he busted up some ice and he got back in his truck after taking a look and the thermometer in his truck it said 40 degrees. that cant be right he said he got back out and it didnt feel colder than 40 so its a mystery he couldnt explain. they got in the boat and started to their hunting hole...

DoeCuller

As Red arrived at his honey hole he began to dig into his decoy bag and to his surprise he found his hand carved decoys were knawed up. He began to cuss Miss D. and that damn pet porcupine she keeps in the garage. He figures ole well might as well throw them out and give it a try anyhow.

psandhu

Then he remembered about Ebay. There are always suckers out there that buy overpriced decoys. Red thought about it for a few minutes and decided to pick up the hand carved decoys and sell them on Ebay. He could buy a SBE with the money and retire his Mossberg 9200. He knows a guy named psandhu that bought a 2 row corn planter, seed plates, and a fertilizer hopper for the planter on Ebay. That guy is going to have an awesome dove field in 2004. But back to our story.

Unfortunately that porcupine had also chewed through the anchor cords and the dekes were drifting directly away from him (he always sets up with wind at his back). He gets out to the decoys but the wader is getting deep. It's almost up to the top of his waders when he steps into a....

zak123

Hole and dies. The end! Just kidding

Hole in the swamp and he begans to drown. He frees himself from the hole and swims back to the shore. He takes out his gun and sees incoming ducks. He takes aim and.....

sosowingshooter

...swings out in front of the lead bird, which was a big greenhead with his chocolate colored breast shining as they came overhead. But, as always, he stopped his swing and dropped the last bird in line, which was a hen..........

ElCid05

merganser. We all know that there is no finer eating than a hooded merganser [:'(] so Red was elated! His faithful mut swam out to retrieve the foul fowl, but upon scenting the ignoble creature, refused to pick it up. Red had no choice but to....

psandhu

let his friend kirk, who was visiting from oklahoma city with a pos mossberg 9200, have the merganser. he's originally from new orleans and eats all sorts of fishy things. like peel and eat shrimp. he doesn't peel them, he just eats them, even with the feathery parts of the tail. he probably eats nutria too.

he took a sniff of the bird and said "whew, that reeks. i think this will be good in some gumbo".

so he made some gumbo with the merganser. for some strange reason, all the flies and mosquitoes and other insects in his house decided to leave. so did some of the ticks and fleas that were on kirk. it also cured the itch he had down there. he got it from...

zak123

mice. Them cajuns eat just about anything. He cooked it and after he sat down to eat, there was a knock at the door. It was the game warden and he said....

psandhu

hey Red, we've got a lottery for some depredation permits for snow geese. you'll be able to hunt them on the refuge portion of the wildlife area. the hunt is one day only, next saturday. right now there are about 20k snow geese staging in the refuge. you're chances for being drawn increase if you apply as a group and bring two youth hunters per adult.

Red thought about it momentarily while chewing his merganser. he thought snow geese would be better than what he's presently chewing on at that moment.

so he said to the warden....