GOT A HUNTING OR FISHING JOKE?
 

This game warden knows this ol boy is poaching fish but he can never catch him so he ask for help from the main office. Well they send him this young kid to go in under cover. It took him quit a while to finally get the old man to take him fishing. Out on the lake they talked awhile when the old man pulls out a stick of dynamite and lights it and throws it in the lake. BOOM up pop a bunch of fish and the old man grabs his net and starts bring in the fish. The young warden then tells him who he is and that dynamiting fish is agaist the law. The old Man very calmly reaches down picks up another stick and lights it handing it to the warden and then asks if they're going to talk politics or fish.


Do you know why one side of the v in a flock of geese is longer than the other?

CALL EM IN CLOSE AND SHOOT THEM IN THE EYES

RE: GOT A HUNTING OR FISHING JOKE?
 

Because there is more geese on that side.

do I sound bored?

CALL EM IN CLOSE AND SHOOT THEM IN THE EYES