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It must be that time of year to bring out all your favorite sayings describing turkeys.Mine has to be if a turkey could smell none of us would ever kill one.
Let's hear em!!

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I LIKE "MAY THERE BEARDS BE LONG AND THERE SPURS BE SHARP"

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the best one I have heard is by David Hale, "a turkey can hear a gnat think at 500 yards" for some reason I always thought it was funny

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so gobbcaller your saying a ol gobbler is alot like a wife lol

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A roosted bird aint roasted.

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"A turkey can be the dumbest animal on Earth, and a turkey hunter will never be a smart as they are....."

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"Had him close enough to smell the Grasshoppers on his breath"

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Those are great guys.Some of them I've never heard before.

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I like " when a man sees a stump, he thinks it might be a turkey. When a turkey sees a stump, he definitly thinks it's a man. " So, try not to act like a man or look like a stump!

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&quot;The difference between a cluck and a putt is whether he's comin or goin&quot;!<img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>

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I just seen this one in a magazine.
&quot;Graduation day never arrives in the school of turkey hunting&quot;

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All turkeys have a college education... Too bad I didn't make it through kindegarten.

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These are funny and true!!!

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This post has got me thinking. I have heard SO many t.v. shows and read so many books/magazines that say the Whitetail deer is the hardest animal to consistently bag. YEAH RIGHT, I have shot a buck every season I went out, I still don't have gobbler. I have come close, but no cigar.

Good Luck This Season: Buck Magnet
&quot;Hunting is not a sport, it is a passion, it is a WAY OF LIFE&quot;

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&quot;If a turkey could smell don't plan on hunting.&quot;

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..O.K...Here is mine,(A BIRD IN THE BAG IS WORTH MORE THAN TWO IN THE BUSH)thats kind of a old one...:)...

..JESUS IS COMING BACK BE READY...

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People are aways asking which is the hardest gobbler to kill. And the the asnwer to this question is, the next one!!!

Geaux get'em !!

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lol some good ones. But, I have one similar to whats already posted, and its a personal observation. A deer sees a human and thinks its a stump, a turkey sees a stump and thinks its a human.

Chris