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Ladys and gentlemen I need your help we are missing a member. It has been awhile since I have been in the forums but I stopped in today and NOWHERE do I see anything recently posted by Pat Ely. I know he is part turkey I've seen it myself. I can't believe the turkey king has just disappeared off the face of the earth. If anyone knows the where abouts of this Addict please notify your local game warden. Be very careful upon approach this man has spurs and tail feathers and may use them!!!!! Also don't let him in your house he roost on the ceiling fans and headboards. Thank you for your cooperation.

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i'm crushed:(, i thought you were talkin' about me,lol......:D:D:D


come out , come out where ever you are.......;):D:)

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Maybe he found a donut shop[8D]

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I know he eats them......I tried to get a picture of him eating one once....He ducked and ran....didn't want evidence of it posted on here LOL:D

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lol Shoulda chased em;)

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76,,,maybe you should throw a little scratch or cracked corn out!!!!;)Maybe even add a few dekes,and I'll bet he'll show up!!!!!!:D;):D

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Just in case you folks are not aware of what this vilian looks like; I got this pic out of America's weirdest critters. This people is the Turkey King PLEASE BEWARE OF THIS VILLAN he has the tendancy to look cute and innocent but he is far from it. He will deep fry your turkeys and not offer you any. If he does get you don't say I didn't warn you.

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This may not be the same guy but I heard a rumor about a man with a bow wandering in the woods of PA. Last sighted a few days ago by a local farmer who said "he heard a rucus like a elk bugleing and cow calling in the woods near his pasture."When the farmer went to check it out this wild eyed man came out of the treeline with bow in hand and calls around his neck,politely asking "Seen any elk" when the farmer said "no"the mystery man replied"thanks"and continued walking west dissapearing into the hills. The farmer commented "One thing odd about him,he smelled like bagels"

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Maybe we should start setting traps and put bagels in as a lure, and maybe some diet cream cheese on the side.

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Gee...didn't know I was be missed this much, makes a feller feel good to know there are friendds out there worried about me. It has been a pretty busy couple of months for me. And now I am battling Lyme disease, the anti biotic has gotten me beat down pretty good. I still have been going out and sitting in a tree stand as much as I can but I lost two of my really good spots and thanx to a buddy here in pa he has allowed me to intrude into his spot. This post is pretty cool. YB good editing. NC yea i got all cornfused about where the Elk and antelope play. PA76 Don't forget I know where you LIVE. Yep bob just a little cracked corn and I show up..especially if there is a decoy out. MA I missed ya. 15 she tried but couldn't keep up. And that is right sun no picture cause it didn't happen. Thanks again folks for caring, Pat

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Pat,Sorry to hear about the Lyme Disease.That's some pretty nasty stuff.Sure hope you're feelin better soon bud.

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Pat,sorry to hear your not feelin well!Hope you get back on track soon bud!Lost my duck lease so I know how loosin a good huntin spot feels:(:(!!Keep at it bud,its good to have good friends!!:)

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Sorry to hear bro. I hope things gets better. Keep in touch and our prayers are with you bro. Maybe this will make you feel a little better!!!!!!!
Not sure bout you but that hunt has many memories for the other three of us!

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hey bro sorry to hear about the lyme disease, that has got to suk you need to watch them ticks an such, but you know guys you all had it wrong pat cant get no more bagels, between his 2 new pups they get the bagels an donuts,, i just think he was havein turk withdrawls;););););)

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So sorry you've got lyme disease....hope you get to feeling better soon!!!

As far as the donuts.....I've got witnesses....Jax & Ed....on your first trip here...hehehehe ;):D

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Pat take care of that bug,I hear it can be rough if not treated properly.Didn't mean to kick you when you were down(not too hard anyway) and yes we do care,true friendships made through hunting are special and run deep. Kindred spirits respect and understand each other.

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Is that a "PATURKEY"? When is paturkey season open? And, can you bait them?

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No my dear that is an Elybird. You can hunt em if you want to but who would want to eat something that looked like that!!!!!!!!! Like eating a buzzard. Yes you can bait em with bagels and Turkey Hill Diet Iced Tea! Gotcha pegged Bro!!!!!!!!!!

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Yep. Well I think the anti-biotics finally caught up to it. I started feeling better. Had a pretty rough day last wednesday, couldn't drag myself out of bed til after lunch time. Felt like I had a severe case of the flu, Doc was right when she told me I would prolly feel like that before it was all over, Doc says I will be fine. Man I hope that none of you ever get this. On a good note I did get the turkey back from the Taxidermist that I shot with my son in my pocket, and he did an awesome JOB. As soon as I can get some pics I will get them posted on here for ya all to see. Anyway I hope you all have a great day and THANKS AGAIN for thinking about me. Pat.

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I agree Ed Nc hasn't been the same since that guy has the tendancy to leave a memory whereever he goes!!!!!!!

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I am glad you are feeling better.
I don't know how that feels, I haven't had Lyme Disease -

But I have every thing else LOL

So I know how it feels to be sick and not want to get up.

Must be one small son LOL

I hope I can go turkey hunting with you some day.

jrbsr