PA,

Don't let old JW! shoot you a line. He hunts out of a doublebull blind with a reclining chair, that has a built in snooze alarm. Even though he does have a vest and pack, they probably weigh over 20 lbs a piece with all the calls, food, etc. he carries with him. He carries so many turkey decoys he doesn't know what to shoot when a bird does show its self, so he shoots into that drove of decoys and hopes for the best. When he does manage to harvest a turkey, the red light on top of his blind starts spinning and sirens go off, even though you can hardly hear it over his screaming. He shakes so bad after a kill, he wants you to do cpr, however, when he told me about this, I told him he was a dead man if he thought I would give him mouth to mouth. Lord man, he's terribly ugly, that's why he has to hide in a blind.

You know, anybody that cuts trees down on himself and walks into boards nailed on a shelter has got to be a foot off plumb.

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