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ALRIGHT... Bring on the Monty Python excerpts...;):D

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It looks like owning a bowtech is a sign of a sick sense of humor;)

maybe I should become a convert.....

This thread is officially hijacked[:o](I appologize I' m at work and bored)

Come back it' s only a fleshwound!!


CB

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A fleshwound? But I have cut off your arm!....

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HAVE AT YOU!

HAVE AT YOU!

Tis' But a Flesh Wound!

YOU' RE A LOONEY!

AM NOT!

ARE TOO!

LOONEY LOONEY LOONEY!


And now for something completely different

WHAT IS YOUR NAME?

Jeffb

AND WHAT IS YOUR QUEST?

I seek the Holy Grail of Carbon Arrows!

AND WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR???

Blue...NO! I mean Yellow!


AHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhh.......


And Brave Sir Jeff Bravely ran away..bravely ran away...brave brave brave brave Sir Jeff Bravely Ran Away!
:D

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Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
LAUNCELOT:
Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.
BRIDGEKEEPER:
What... is your name?

LAUNCELOT:
My name is ' Sir Launcelot of Camelot' .
BRIDGEKEEPER:
What... is your quest?
LAUNCELOT:
To seek the Holy Grail.
BRIDGEKEEPER:
What... is your favourite colour?
LAUNCELOT:
Blue.
BRIDGEKEEPER:
Right. Off you go.
LAUNCELOT:
Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.
ROBIN:
That' s easy!
BRIDGEKEEPER:
Stop! Who approacheth the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
ROBIN:
Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I' m not afraid.
BRIDGEKEEPER:
What... is your name?
ROBIN:
' Sir Robin of Camelot' .
BRIDGEKEEPER:
What... is your quest?
ROBIN:
To seek the Holy Grail.
BRIDGEKEEPER:
What... is the capital of Assyria?
[pause]
ROBIN:
I don' t know that! Auuuuuuuugh!
BRIDGEKEEPER:
Stop! What... is your name?
GALAHAD:
' Sir Galahad of Camelot' .
BRIDGEKEEPER:
What... is your quest?
GALAHAD:
I seek the Grail.
BRIDGEKEEPER:
What... is your favourite colour?
GALAHAD:
Blue. No, yel-- auuuuuuuugh!
BRIDGEKEEPER:
Hee hee heh. Stop! What... is your name?
ARTHUR:
It is ' Arthur' , King of the Britons.
BRIDGEKEEPER:
What... is your quest?
ARTHUR:
To seek the Holy Grail.
BRIDGEKEEPER:
What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
ARTHUR:
What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
BRIDGEKEEPER:
Huh? I-- I don' t know that. Auuuuuuuugh!
BEDEVERE:
How do know so much about swallows?
ARTHUR:
Well, you have to know these things when you' re a king, you know