Best dog joke you ever heard
 

I just got this from a friend and couldnt help but passing it to my forum buddies. I laughed with every line.

THESE ARE ACTUAL NEWSPAPER ADS!

1.) FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites
2.) FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
3.) FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.
4.) FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.
5.) FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat ... been out awhile. Better be a reward.
6.) COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED...Also 1 gay bull for sale.
7.) NORDIC TRACK: $300 hardly used, call Chubby.
8.) GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.
9.) JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300.
10.) WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie!
AND THE BEST ONE...
11.) FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica - 45
volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got
married last month. Wife knows everything.

RE: Best dog joke you ever heard
 

Good Sean!

RE: Best dog joke you ever heard
 

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good!!

RE: Best dog joke you ever heard
 

good one!