Visiting the south...... im worried.
02-07-2002, 01:22 AM
#41
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RE: Visiting the south...... im worried.
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PS, Gramma always gets shotgun, so get in the middle!
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...and if Granny ain't around, you still ride in the middle, cause the dog gets shotgun.....lol
PS, Gramma always gets shotgun, so get in the middle!
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...and if Granny ain't around, you still ride in the middle, cause the dog gets shotgun.....lol
02-07-2002, 03:49 AM
#42
Nontypical Buck
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Location: palm bay fl
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RE: Visiting the south...... im worried.
when you come down , don't forget to get some Gator tail 
to go with the catfish and frog legs and turtle...just be yourself, well on second thought, just kidding enjoy yourself...
remember not to go leaving your ethics in the truck....<img src=icon_smile_tongue.gif border=0 align=middle>
to go with the catfish and frog legs and turtle...just be yourself, well on second thought, just kidding enjoy yourself...remember not to go leaving your ethics in the truck....<img src=icon_smile_tongue.gif border=0 align=middle>
02-07-2002, 08:42 AM
#43
Fork Horn
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Location: port orchard WA
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RE: Visiting the south...... im worried.
lets see now: grits, ga. spring water, fatback, white meat, cooter, collard greens, boiled peanuts and gator tail. this is what you people live on? i think ill just bring down a few pounds of bratwaurst, cheese, and doritos. but as they say, when in rome....
4pt- you finaly run out of cousins? is that why your chasing my sister, you didnt meet her outside the v.d. clinic again , did ya?
4pt- you finaly run out of cousins? is that why your chasing my sister, you didnt meet her outside the v.d. clinic again , did ya?
02-09-2002, 07:37 PM
#44
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Lawrenceburg ky USA
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RE: Visiting the south...... im worried.
First thang ya need to do is start packin a skoal can in your back pocket even if ya don't dip that lil round inpression on yer jeans will make ya fit in. Second we don't eat lunch. it's breakfast, dinner and supper. and last but not least yates racin rulz nascar go 88/28
02-11-2002, 11:41 AM
#45
Boone & Crockett
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Location: Fredericksburg Virginia USA
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RE: Visiting the south...... im worried.
Nascar as far as the south goes there are two types of men, rednecks and good ole boys. Rednecks enjoy nothing better than to get drunk and get in a fight, win or lose they have a good time, they are also bigots and tend to have low IQ's. Stick with the good ole boys, they are friendly as long as you do not start faking a southern accent, or make fun of southern accents. A good ole boy will give you the shirt off thier back to help you out, a redneck will take the shirt off your back. White pickups usually do have a brown stripe down the drivers side, chew! Respect the ladies, even a good ole boy will kick your rear for disrespecting a lady. You will find everyone friendly as long as you are respectful. Chivalry still lives in the south. Talking about the war is okay as long as you know who REALLY won, it is still a secret to northerners. Try to learn how to chew or at least dip. Hats are mandatory, preferably in black with the #3 on it. Learn to like Hank Williams, Sr. & Jr. As mentioned never order hot tea unless in a chinese resteraunt and you better like sweetened tea, it is the only way it comes. Other than what others have mentioned there is very little taboo in the south.
The Tazman
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02-12-2002, 09:21 AM
#46
Fork Horn
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RE: Visiting the south...... im worried.
in all my world travels, its the same people you find in all states. you always have good and bad, its just being able to distinguish between them.
the war sounds like a good subject to bring up, just to get conversation going. i just wont mention that its been over for some time now.<img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>
sounds like it will be a good time no matter how slow i have to speak. ya'll do have electricity, indoor plumbing?
the war sounds like a good subject to bring up, just to get conversation going. i just wont mention that its been over for some time now.<img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>
sounds like it will be a good time no matter how slow i have to speak. ya'll do have electricity, indoor plumbing?
02-12-2002, 08:29 PM
#48
Spike
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Location: Murray KY USA
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RE: Visiting the south...... im worried.
One way you will know you're in the South is that kids will say "Yes, Sir!" instead of "Huh? or No Duh!" like they do up north.
When you get to the South, you can expect to be stopped to see if you're packing a gun. If you don't have one, we will usually loan you one until you can get your own!
When you get to the South, you can expect to be stopped to see if you're packing a gun. If you don't have one, we will usually loan you one until you can get your own!
02-13-2002, 07:58 AM
#49
Fork Horn
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RE: Visiting the south...... im worried.
I WILL DEFFINETLY BE THERE, fly in thursday afternoon. my partner is having probs at work and the big boss man wont give him a yea or nay. no coconuts i guess. i already pre-planned a trip without him just in case. so im just waiting on his word. but i am a no-sh**er, aint nothing stopping me.
jarrett under gordon, that only happens in turn 3 when he take his air away.
let me know what else i may need, just picked up 3 lbs of my best smoked salmon for the trip, i hope all three can last that long.<img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle> wife is getting to the point that she is excited... i reckon just to get me outta the house.
jarrett under gordon, that only happens in turn 3 when he take his air away.
let me know what else i may need, just picked up 3 lbs of my best smoked salmon for the trip, i hope all three can last that long.<img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle> wife is getting to the point that she is excited... i reckon just to get me outta the house.