Critter Hunting Prayer
 

" This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend, it is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before god I swear this creed. My rifle and myself are defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of thy life, so be it, until there is no enemy, and peace. AMEN"

I was watching "Full Metal Jacket" and I just had to post it, it is great, works for me I guess.

RE: Critter Hunting Prayer
 

can we say bored???