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Forum: Northeast
05-26-2015, 07:04 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 695
Posted By MikeVT

I don't mind youth hunts as long as the youth...

I don't mind youth hunts as long as the youth pulls the trigger. Not sure that is always the case though.
Forum: Politics
05-06-2015, 07:15 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 239
Posted By MikeVT

Probably just telling her that he is not her baby...

Probably just telling her that he is not her baby daddy.
Forum: Politics
05-01-2015, 07:31 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,371
Posted By MikeVT

They've got half of their freshwater supply in...

They've got half of their freshwater supply in their bongs. They need to find a way to reclaim bongwater and they'll be all set.
Forum: Politics
04-01-2015, 07:22 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 525
Posted By MikeVT

Now he will probably sue the city because they...

Now he will probably sue the city because they did not have a "Do not Climb" sign on the tree.
Forum: Politics
03-24-2015, 06:09 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 1,936
Posted By MikeVT

Vote for Bill's Wife.

Vote for Bill's Wife.
Forum: Politics
02-25-2015, 06:39 AM
Replies: 59
Views: 2,699
Posted By MikeVT

Maybe if they switched the flow and used it to...

Maybe if they switched the flow and used it to move Mexicans into the country, he would be okay with it.
Forum: Politics
02-05-2015, 08:10 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 430
Posted By MikeVT

He did not lie about it. He just found out about...

He did not lie about it. He just found out about it on the news and he is mad as hell about it and he will get to the bottom of it. At least that is how he deflects everything else.
Forum: Politics
11-26-2014, 07:58 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 289
Posted By MikeVT

I expect the IRS will be knocking on their door...

I expect the IRS will be knocking on their door any day now.
Forum: Politics
11-20-2014, 07:16 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 785
Posted By MikeVT

They should just hold a job fair on Main Street. ...

They should just hold a job fair on Main Street. No one would show up.
11-20-2014, 07:12 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 2,552
Posted By MikeVT

And I'll bet not one of them was taken on private...

And I'll bet not one of them was taken on private posted land over a pile of corn or under a feeder. The way hunting should be. Also, all these deer were listed with their weights and points, not...
Forum: Politics
09-30-2014, 07:54 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 234
Posted By MikeVT

That's because he considers himself smarter than...

That's because he considers himself smarter than his advisors, thus meetings are a waste of time. Fore!!!!
Forum: Off Season
09-09-2014, 07:33 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,758
Posted By MikeVT

I just ask my wife if she would rather have me...

I just ask my wife if she would rather have me sitting in a tree stand or sitting on a barstool. The tree stand always wins.
Forum: Politics
08-27-2014, 07:52 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 1,131
Posted By MikeVT

They ought to go see what food stamps are buying...

They ought to go see what food stamps are buying on the first of the month. If they would take the lobsters, steaks, soda and power drinks out of their carts and buy food that would last a couple of...
Forum: Politics
06-12-2014, 08:29 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 1,050
Posted By MikeVT

The voters will not see this because the major...

The voters will not see this because the major news outlet will continue to bury the story. Only when it get too big to hide or something violent happens at one of the holding pens will the story...
Forum: Politics
01-08-2014, 07:29 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 720
Posted By MikeVT

Unfortunately, I happen to live in this liberal...

Unfortunately, I happen to live in this liberal utopia. The problem is that the die hard liberal transplants actually believe this crap will work. No one has the stones to ask how everything will...
Forum: Politics
12-31-2013, 08:09 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 1,632
Posted By MikeVT

Drop them a package with sunscreen and a blender...

Drop them a package with sunscreen and a blender for frozen drinks so they can combat the rise in temperatures.
Forum: Politics
11-14-2013, 06:52 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 953
Posted By MikeVT

Control the water supply, control the people. ...

Control the water supply, control the people. Its all about control. That's why we have a 2nd amendment.
Forum: Politics
10-29-2013, 07:57 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 830
Posted By MikeVT

Well I guess it proves what we knew all along,...

Well I guess it proves what we knew all along, NBC IS RACIST!!!!
Isn't that the comeback for everything critical of Bamster?
Forum: Politics
09-13-2013, 08:27 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 2,339
Posted By MikeVT

If the media would pay this much attention to...

If the media would pay this much attention to Barack's background and family life, maybe they would find a little more about him.
Forum: Politics
09-13-2013, 07:42 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 538
Posted By MikeVT

Chicken wings - good. Turkey wings - Good. ...

Chicken wings - good. Turkey wings - Good. Maybe I'll give eagle a try. You can bet if there was a gallon of oil spilled and some sea critter wandered into it, it would be an environmental...
Forum: Politics
09-13-2013, 07:39 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 463
Posted By MikeVT

Move along, nothing to see here. All is well.

Move along, nothing to see here. All is well.
Forum: Off Season
08-26-2013, 06:47 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 6,191
Posted By MikeVT

Try entering with a Boston Bruins Jersey eh.

Try entering with a Boston Bruins Jersey eh.
Forum: Politics
05-17-2013, 07:10 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 868
Posted By MikeVT

I am a registered republican and a member of the...

I am a registered republican and a member of the NRA. I'm sure I am already on a couple of lists.
Forum: Politics
03-26-2013, 07:59 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 483
Posted By MikeVT

Secret service protection aside, anyone who lets...

Secret service protection aside, anyone who lets their teenage kids go off on vacation (to another country besides) is asking for trouble. Two words - Natalie Holloway
Forum: Off Season
01-28-2013, 07:53 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 356
Posted By MikeVT

I don't think he would be walking, would most...

I don't think he would be walking, would most likely be driving in on his hover round because he can do nothing but play video games and be on disability because he weighs about 500lbs.
Forum: Politics
11-20-2012, 07:42 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 673
Posted By MikeVT

You'd better watch out Bernie. If the SEIU finds...

You'd better watch out Bernie. If the SEIU finds out your bringing more than 1 kid, they will try to organize a union to tell you exactly how much you are going to pay them to maybe show up, then...
Forum: Politics
11-12-2012, 08:37 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 290
Posted By MikeVT

Not enough off white folks affected. If the...

Not enough off white folks affected. If the people looked a little more like Katrina victims, the media would not let this rest. He will be given a pass just like everything else.
Forum: Politics
11-09-2012, 09:41 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,320
Posted By MikeVT

If your children are on drugs, I chalk that up to...

If your children are on drugs, I chalk that up to your ineffective parenting skills. Personal freedom does not mean you can break the law whenever you want. Just more of the liberal mantra that has...
Forum: Politics
11-09-2012, 06:48 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 643
Posted By MikeVT

Until I don't have to push 1 for English, 2 for...

Until I don't have to push 1 for English, 2 for Spanish, they have not done enough to warrant citizenship.
Forum: Politics
11-09-2012, 06:45 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,320
Posted By MikeVT

The easiest war on drugs. Have the govt buy a...

The easiest war on drugs. Have the govt buy a bunch of whatever, load it full of rat poison, hand it out to whomever wants it. If you are crazy enough to do drugs, you are welcome to the pleasant...
Forum: Politics
10-04-2012, 07:25 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 453
Posted By MikeVT

First line out of Obama's mouth - "Where's my...

First line out of Obama's mouth - "Where's my prompter????"
Forum: Politics
09-05-2012, 07:08 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 912
Posted By MikeVT

They make enough buses, but unless there was free...

They make enough buses, but unless there was free stuff at the end of the line, your average democratic/illegal alien/Obama voter would not be interested.
Forum: Politics
05-08-2012, 07:23 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 874
Posted By MikeVT

I don't think Obama would run with Hillary, he...

I don't think Obama would run with Hillary, he would not be able to give her credit for saving his butt. Besides, with the body count following the Clinton's, would you want to be the one in the way...
Forum: Politics
04-13-2012, 07:21 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 235
Posted By MikeVT

If you asked the average Obama voter what the...

If you asked the average Obama voter what the Buffet Rule was, they would probably tell you that you needed a clean plate everytime you went up to get some more, after you paid for it with you EBT...
Forum: Politics
04-13-2012, 07:18 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 272
Posted By MikeVT

But I will bet that State Television will say it...

But I will bet that State Television will say it was an unbelievable success, that the rocket is now orbiting the earth, making their enemies tremble with fear. At least that is the way CBS would...
Forum: Politics
02-08-2012, 06:31 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 184
Posted By MikeVT

I hope it was an Italian Cruise.

I hope it was an Italian Cruise.
Forum: Northeast
11-15-2011, 07:11 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 1,546
Posted By MikeVT

Same here, I'm hunting in Shaftsbury, up on the...

Same here, I'm hunting in Shaftsbury, up on the East Mountain.
Where in SW Vermont? That is a very nice buck for the area.
Hope to get mine on Thursday.
Forum: Northeast
11-14-2011, 10:27 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 1,546
Posted By MikeVT

Nice deer. I only saw 5 flat tops and 1 coyote...

Nice deer. I only saw 5 flat tops and 1 coyote that was suffering from lead poisoning. What part of the state you hunting in??
Forum: Politics
07-08-2011, 07:26 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 1,053
Posted By MikeVT

The worst part is that this scumbag was sitting...

The worst part is that this scumbag was sitting on death row for about 15 years. Does it really take that long to find 10' of rope?
Forum: Northeast
05-17-2011, 06:34 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 1,648
Posted By MikeVT

All you need is a bowstamp from another state and...

All you need is a bowstamp from another state and you are good to go.
Forum: Off Season
03-09-2011, 07:33 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 530
Posted By MikeVT

Next time you are going to post something like...

Next time you are going to post something like this, put a disclaimer on it stating make sure you swallow all coffee completely before reading. Funniest thing I've read in a long time. I tested my...
Forum: Politics
02-22-2011, 10:24 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 679
Posted By MikeVT

I think a few well armed commandos on innocent...

I think a few well armed commandos on innocent looking yachts would be a great start. About the time these pirates get close, open up and let the fun begin. I bet you would have no shortage of...
Forum: Off Season
02-15-2011, 07:43 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 698
Posted By MikeVT

Charlie Daniels

Charlie Daniels
Forum: Off Season
01-04-2011, 07:44 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 382
Posted By MikeVT

Camo flasks or outdoorsman type wrist watches -...

Camo flasks or outdoorsman type wrist watches - could also be engraved.
Forum: Northeast
12-15-2010, 10:06 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,035
Posted By MikeVT

Saw some deer, mostly does with a few spikes...

Saw some deer, mostly does with a few spikes thrown in. I think I would have done better, but the outlaws that border the land I hunt on have bait piles scattered everywhere. They own about 10 or...
Forum: Off Season
11-10-2010, 07:19 AM
Replies: 125
Views: 4,617
Posted By MikeVT

Probably the best ever, often used by my father: ...

Probably the best ever, often used by my father:

What we have here, is failure to communicate.
Forum: Politics
11-05-2010, 12:34 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 409
Posted By MikeVT

I guess now if I feel the need to vomit, I'll...

I guess now if I feel the need to vomit, I'll just have to watch Maddow. If they suspend her, will it be sexist, because I don't think she's biologically female. I do think, however, Keith could...
Forum: Politics
10-29-2010, 07:46 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 369
Posted By MikeVT

Probably should not let that get out, they'll all...

Probably should not let that get out, they'll all want to collect disability.
Forum: Northeast
10-22-2010, 08:21 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 2,577
Posted By MikeVT

You're all set. You can use...

You're all set. You can use rifle/muzzleloader/pistol/bow during the firearms season. The only restriction is the size of the rifle, no rimfire rifles allowed and I think the arrowhead has to be a...
10-13-2010, 07:15 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 1,959
Posted By MikeVT

Take 2 quarters, hold one flat and the other one...

Take 2 quarters, hold one flat and the other one up and down, and strike them together. Sounds like a squirrel chirping, it makes a good locator and alot cheaper than buying a call. It sounds dumb,...
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