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flags 01-20-2020 06:23 AM

C. Davis,

You do know the Babylon Bee is a satire site and not a news site don't you?

C. Davis 01-20-2020 06:26 AM


Originally Posted by flags (Post 4369015)
C. Davis,

You do know the Babylon Bee is a satire site and not a news site don't you?

Of course, that's the point. It is fake news you can trust.
It is a counter to all of Erno's fake news.

Satire only works if there is an element of truth to it.

C. Davis

C. Davis 01-20-2020 06:32 AM

Elizabeth Warren Unveils Plan To End Climate Change By Performing Authentic Rain Dance

SACRED LAND—Elizabeth Warren revealed today that when she becomes president she will bring global warming to an end within five minutes. How would she do it? A simple rain dance, Warren claims.

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The dance—one of many ritual dances Warren has known since childhood—begins with the lighting of a small fire. Warren then dances around the fire for about five minutes, and boom, global warming is over—forever.

“I start by giving ’em one of these right here,” Warren said, raising her hands to the sky while jogging in place. “Then I glide around this fire here, see how I’m moving so swiftly from left to right as I do it? Yeah, that’s it.”

Warren began to sweat a little, but that didn’t seem to faze her. She did, however, end the dance about a minute early. Warren’s aide—a young white man—told us if she were to complete the dance there would be no point in voting for her because global warming would cease right there and then. This would deem her, once again, irrelevant.

Warren told us once she completed the dance, spirits would awaken to the sound of her shaman’s rattle. The spirits would then descend from the sky and go scalp every conservative on Earth. Warren claimed she would personally scalp evil fascist Republican Donald Trump. “That should do the trick,” Warren said with a smile.

https://babylonbee.com/news/elizabet...rming-for-good

C. Davis

Oldtimr 01-20-2020 07:21 AM


Originally Posted by C. Davis (Post 4369014)
Experts Warn We Have Only 12 Years Left Until They Change The Timeline On Global Warming Again

WORLD—Climate experts have solemnly warned that we only have twelve years left until they change the dates on global warming again.


"If we don't take action, then in 12 years we will have to explain why the world hasn't ended and come up with a new number," one UN scientist warned. "This is a very serious threat, and we urge everyone to hand control of the economy to the government immediately before we have no more time left to change the timeline again."



The scientific consensus is that roughly 10-12 years from now, the world will be flooded with new doomsday predictions. This can all be avoided if we overhaul the economy and become socialists, according to non-political, unbiased sciencey type guys.

"Should we not change our ways, our old predictions will melt, dangerously raising the chance of us having to move the goalposts again," said Al Gore. "Do you really want me to write another book, film another movie, and go on another tour in my private jet just because you dingbats couldn't be bothered to alter your lifestyles? I don't think so. Let's all get on board with this 12-year figure, or we'll have to push back the date again."

https://babylonbee.com/news/experts-...-warming-again

C. Davis

This sounds like something the chicken littles said decades ago and SURPRISE, we are still here!

Mr. Slim 01-20-2020 11:24 AM

i think i have the answer to the climate problems. first everybody works from home. if everyone owns a horse we would have a way to get from one place to another. all politicians would have to stay in their respective state and federal capitals and do the work they are elected to do. no traveling back and forth unless its by their horses. no time off for vacations as they get too many off as it is. if a politician wants to go golfing they must walk. no more golf carts. no flying to get to the golf course in other states. no more mining coal, drilling for gas or oil, cutting trees down. all these things would save the environment.

Oldtimr 01-20-2020 11:49 AM

Never work, horses fart too much, even more than the evil cows!

Fieldmouse 01-20-2020 12:20 PM


Originally Posted by Mr. Slim (Post 4369036)
i think i have the answer to the climate problems. first everybody works from home. if everyone owns a horse we would have a way to get from one place to another. all politicians would have to stay in their respective state and federal capitals and do the work they are elected to do. no traveling back and forth unless its by their horses. no time off for vacations as they get too many off as it is. if a politician wants to go golfing they must walk. no more golf carts. no flying to get to the golf course in other states. no more mining coal, drilling for gas or oil, cutting trees down. all these things would save the environment.

and the left is expose . They so desperately want us to be a third world nation.
Hey slim, you're free to lead by example. However, I won't be joining you.

Btw, this leads to the other Democrat belief. Democrats don't care what you do as long as its mandatory

Fieldmouse 01-22-2020 01:44 AM

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