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The Old Football or Footbol Analogy

Old 06-02-2017, 06:23 AM
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The teams:
#1 Team America
#2 The Green Team

The rules:
No kickoffs.
When Team America is on OFFENCE, they start at their own 5-yard line.
When The Green Team is on OFFENCE, they start at MID-FIELD or BETTER.
When The Green Team is on DEFENSE, there are NO DEFENSIVE RULES.
The Green Team, well, they are NOT ALLOWED to have a DEFENSIVE team.

The ball:
The Paris agreement.

The Officials:
Obama and Clinton CLONES.

The Field setup:
It’s the end of the 1st. quarter.
The stands are almost evenly divided.
The Green Team fans occupy the stands on the left.
Team America fans are on the right side.
The Green Team fans are mostly at the betting booths or at the concession stands preparing to celebrate a huge victory.
All of a sudden, the announcer says that we have a NEW Commissioner!
The new Commissioner announces NEW RULES!
Holy foul-play!
The Green Team fans are besides themselves!
They are flooding the field, tearing up the field, the goal posts and anything in their paths!
Team America and fans are standing their ground, ready to go back on OFFENCE when order is resumed!
To be continued!….

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Old 06-02-2017, 08:11 PM
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What, no taker's on the game?
(Interruption!) What the he,.......! Hold the phones folks!
Suddenly, amid the mayhem on the field, in their gross hysteria, the Green Team has removed their green jersies, exposing RED under-jersies! The "Green Team's" fans slowly stop shouting!
An eerie silence, begins to creep across the Green Team's side!
Some, look to each other with dazed, confused faces, saying, "We've been played by the Socialist's!"
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