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Old 07-15-2011, 09:49 PM
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Smile A responsible Texan.

While hiking around on my Texas ranch along the border this morning I see a Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande River. He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying.

At the same time the Muslim was floating down the river struggling a Mexican was trying to cross the river into the US and was also struggling to stay afloat because he was trying to keep the back pack filled with smuggled drugs high and dry.

If they didn't get help, they'd surely drown.

Being a responsible Texan and abiding by the law to help those in distress I informed the El Paso County Sheriff's Office and Homeland Security immediately.

It is now 4 PM, both have drowned... and neither authority has responded.

I'm starting to think I wasted two stamps...
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Old 07-16-2011, 07:42 AM
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That's as good as this one.

From the Chief of Police: Press Release
> I get irritated when people come down on our police officers, saying
> that they don't care. Well, here is a story that shows not all cops
> are in that category.
> The Pascagoula, MS, Police Department reported finding a man's body
> last Saturday in the Pascagoula River near the I-10 Bridge. The dead
> man's name would not be released until his family had been notified.
> The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption while
> visiting "someone" in Pascagoula. He was wearing black fishnet
> stockings, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, purple lipstick, and an
> Obama T-shirt.
> The Police removed the Obama T-shirt to spare his family any > unnecessary embarrassment.> > Police do care.
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