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A Fix????

Old 06-14-2009, 07:15 AM
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Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander themoney onlavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following 3 step plan. You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:[/align][/align]There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.[/align]
Pay them $1 million a piece severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:[/align][/align][/align]1) They MUST retire.Forty million job openings...[/align]Unemployment Fixed ![/align][/align]2) They MUST buy a new American CAR.[/align]Forty million cars ordered...[/align]Auto Industry Fixed ![/align][/align]3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage...[/align]Housing Crisis Fixed ![/align][/align]It can't get any easier than that!
[/align]P.S. If more money is needed, have all members in Congress and their constituents pay their taxes...
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Old 06-16-2009, 08:53 AM
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I'll cash that check ! Except, once I pay 40k for the car, and 600k for the mortgage, and once I retire and lose my medical benefits, I won't afford to retire. Now, TWO million might be closer to the magic number.....redistribute TWO million and I'll buy that American car AND a nice Sportster
to boot !
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Old 06-16-2009, 09:13 AM
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You might want to get out a calculator there, chippy. 40 Million times a Million is an awful lot of money...
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Old 06-16-2009, 07:39 PM
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4 trillion. That's about what obama will spend in 4 years on our buget.
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Old 06-16-2009, 07:48 PM
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It's 40 trillion...
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Old 06-18-2009, 12:55 AM
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It's 40 trillion...
Who cares ? Print it up, hand it out.....yay !
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Old 06-18-2009, 05:53 AM
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I'm not in ACORN. I don't think I qualify to receive any Obama handouts...


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Old 06-18-2009, 08:26 AM
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Call me @ BR-549 and I'll tell you where to send the check.
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Old 06-18-2009, 08:28 AM
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Junior Samples? When did you change your name?
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Old 06-18-2009, 08:31 AM
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Senior Samples...I'm over 50.
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