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Hillary's "Americans with No Abilities Act" Legislation

Old 04-03-2008, 09:22 AM
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The Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA)
Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA) WASHINGTON, DC (AP) - Congress approved sweeping legislation, which provides new benefits for many Americans.

The Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA), signed into law by
President Hillary shortly after its passage, is being hailed as a major victory by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real skills or ambition.

"Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the competence and drive necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in society," said Clinton, a longtime AWNAA supporter. "This is why many of them voted for me. We can no longer stand by and allow People of Inability to be ridiculed and passed over. With this legislation, employers will no longer be able to grant special favors to a small group of workers, simply because they do a better job, or have some idea of what they are doing", said Clinton.

President Clinton pointed to the success of the US Postal Service, which has a long-standing policy of providing opportunity without regard to performance. Approximately 80 percent of postal employees lack job skills, making this agency the single largest US employer of Persons of Inability.

Private sector industries with good records of nondiscrimination against the Inept include retail sales (72%), the airline industry (68%),and home improvement "warehouse" stores (65%).

President Clinton has also set an example, personally selecting hundreds of Nonabled people for top government positions, including many cabinet-level jobs. Under the Americans With No Abilities Act, more than 25 million "middle man" positions will be created, with important-sounding titles but little real responsibility, thus providing an illusory sense of purpose and performance. Mandatory non-performance-based raises and promotions will be given, to guarantee upward mobility for even the most unremarkable employees.

The legislation provides substantial tax breaks to corporations which maintain a significant level of Persons of Inability in top positions, and gives a tax credit to small and medium businesses that agree to hire one clueless worker for every two talented hires.

Finally, the AWNAA contains tough new measures to make it more difficult to discriminate against the Nonabled, banning discriminatory interview questions such as "Do you have any goals for the future?" or "Do you have any skills or experience which relate to this job?" and "Are you awake?"

"As a Nonabled person, I can't be expected to keep up with people who have something going for them," said Mary Lou Gertz, who lost her position as a lug-nut twister at the GM plant in Flint, MI due to her lack of notable job skills. "This new law should really help people like me." With the passage of this bill, Gertz and millions of other untalented citizens can finally see a light at the end of the tunnel.


Senator Ted Kennedy: "As a Senator With No Abilities, I believe the same privileges that elected officials enjoy ought to be extended to every American with no abilities. It is our duty as lawmakers to provide each and every American citizen, regardless of his or her adequacy, with some sort of space to take up in this great nation."
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Old 04-03-2008, 09:50 AM
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Okay I haven't read all this yet but I am rip roaring mad.

I thought the Hildabeast was concerned about our healthcare. And didn't she use the excuse that Obama doesn't have enough experience to be president.

Is she like a cat or something, she keeps shooting herself yet she still here, like a wad of gum stuck to your shoe that you can't quite get all of it off.

Allthough how many lives does she have left? Because right now it is better for us for her not to use her last life yet since her and Obama are doing such a great job of destroying each other.
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Old 04-03-2008, 09:53 AM
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"Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the competence and drive necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in society," said Clinton

So this rewards lazyness. If this passes, im quiting my job and declaring I am drive incapable. Why work for a pay check when you can get one for free. Lazy is the new disability.[:@][:@][:@][:'(][:'(][:'(]
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Old 04-03-2008, 10:02 AM
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It isn't bad enough that we have to foot the bill for lazy people who feel they are entitled to our money but now we have to pay the guy at McDonalds to do his job too!


What do you project the suicide rate to be if she gets voted in?
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Old 04-03-2008, 10:05 AM
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http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/noabilities.asp

though it doesnt seem too far from the truth....
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Old 04-03-2008, 10:41 AM
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LOL! I didn't mean to get people upset, as it isn't true. But your reactions prove that this could well be true. Simply put, Hillary is not beyond this type of legislation, and that is scary! [:'(]
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Old 04-03-2008, 10:51 AM
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LMAO!!!

That is great, Doug! [8D][&:]
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Old 04-03-2008, 03:19 PM
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LOL! I didn't mean to get people upset, as it isn't true. But your reactions prove that this could well be true. Simply put, Hillary is not beyond this type of legislation, and that is scary! [:'(]

We kind of allready have it, from what I hear this says UNION all over it. Maybe just a step down.
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Old 04-03-2008, 03:54 PM
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Approximately 80 percent of postal employees lack job skills, making this agency the single largest US employer of Persons of Inability.
Not if the Department of Motor Vehicleshas anything to say about it.
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