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Old 05-18-2018, 09:03 AM
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Text to neighbor:
Hi, Fred, this is Richard, next door. Iíve got a confession to make. Iíve been riddled with guilt for a few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you face-to-face. At least Iím telling you in this text and I canít live with myself a minute longer without you knowing about this. The truth is that when youíre not around Iíve been sharing your wife, day and night. In fact, probably much more than you. I havenít been getting it at home recently and I know that thatís no excuse. The temptation was just too great. I canít live with the guilt and hope youíll accept my sincere apology and forgive me. Please suggest a fee for usage and Iíll pay you. Regards, Richard

Neighborís response:
Fred, feeling so angered and betrayed, grabbed his gun and shot Richard, killing him. He went back home and poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa. Fred then looked at his phone and discovered a second text message from Richard.

Second text message from neighbor:
Hi, Fred. Richard here again. Sorry about the typo on my last text. I expect you figured it out and noticed that the damned Auto-Correct had changed ďwi-fiĒ to ďwifeĒ! Ainít technology great? Itíll be the death of us all. Regards, Richard
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Old 05-20-2018, 06:21 AM
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Damn autocorrect.. lol
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Old 05-20-2018, 09:25 AM
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Funny one OT.
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Old 05-27-2018, 02:19 PM
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that is absolutely hilarious.

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Old 05-27-2018, 04:01 PM
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Ya my Apple lap top is always changing words on me. Have to be careful sending text or E mail to friend about WIFI.


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