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Echos of Rodney Dangerfield

Old 01-05-2018, 09:13 AM
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1. I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair, but, by turning to religion,
I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing. I converted to Islam, and we're stoning her in the morning.

Went to our local bar with my wife last night. Locals started shouting "pedophile!" and other names at me, just because my wife is 24 and I'm 50. It completely spoiled
our 10th anniversary.

3. The cost of living has now gotten so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she
can't afford batteries.

I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated, but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow.
I said, "You obviously haven't been listening."

5. My wife has been missing a week now. The police said to prepare for the worst. So, I
had to go down to Goodwill to get all of her clothes back.

The Red Cross just knocked on my door and asked if we could contribute towards the floods in Pakistan. I said, "We'd love to, but our garden hose only reaches the driveway."

7. If you get an email entitled, "Nude Photo of Hillary Clinton", don't open it. It contains
a nude photo of Hillary Clinton.

Sadly, I had to remove a few, they were hilarious.
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Old 01-05-2018, 08:03 PM
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oldtimer, i think i just read this on another site. looks very familiar.
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Old 01-06-2018, 03:41 AM
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Could be.
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I love it. Thanks
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Old 01-06-2018, 05:11 AM
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Speaking of Dangerfield I saw a clip of him once when he said that he and his wife agreed to smoke a cigarette every time they had sex. Rodney said he had had the same pack for 6 years but she was going through 2 packs a day! I about spit my teeth out!

Funny man, Dangerfield.
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