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Old 12-29-2017, 03:51 AM
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Default The frozen carburetor

People often complain about the police, but you rarely hear about
the positive things they do, such as this incident involving a biker and a
frozen carburetor.

Last January on a bitterly cold winter's day, a North
Dakota State Trooper on patrol came upon a motorcyclist who was stalled by the
roadside. The biker was swathed in heavy clothing and wearing a full-face helmet for
protection from the cold weather.

“What’s the matter? asked the Trooper

"Carburetor’s frozen," was the terse reply.

"Pee on it. That'll thaw it out."

"I can't," said the biker.

"OK, watch me closely and I'll show you." The Trooper
unzipped and promptly warmed the carburetor as promised.

Moments later the bike started and the rider drove off,
waving.

A few days later, the local State Troopers’ office
received a note of thanks from the father of the motorcyclist.

It began: "On behalf of my daughter,
Jill..."
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Old 12-29-2017, 04:17 AM
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Makes sense on why the biker couldn't pee on the frozen carb.

Now she should invest in the kit that allows females to pee in a bottle on a deer stand.


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