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Old 12-08-2016, 06:23 AM
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Subject: Male logic... flawless

*This a conversation between a man and his wife. Please note that she asks five or six questions which he answered quite simply,* *but then she is speechless after answering only one question. l bet this happens more often than not to most husbands out there:*
*Woman: Do you drink beer?*
*Man: Yes*
*Woman: How many beers a day?*
*Man: Usually about three*
*Woman: How much do you pay per beer?*
*Man: $5.00 which includes a tip (this is where it gets scary!)*
*Woman: And how long have you been drinking?*
*Man: About 20 years, I suppose*
*Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have three beers a day which puts your
spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately*
*$5400 correct?*
*Man: Correct*
*Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the
past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000 correct?*
*Man: Correct*
*Woman: Do you know that if you didn?t drink so much beer, that money could
have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting
for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought an
*Man: Do you drink beer?*
*Woman: No.*
*Man: Where is your airplane?*
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Old 12-08-2016, 07:23 AM
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That's funny as all get out, LOL!
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Old 12-08-2016, 08:05 AM
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Love it!!!!
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Old 12-09-2016, 02:49 AM
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One thing the woman didn't account for in her figures is today a beer may cost $5.00 but 20 years ago it was only 60 cents.

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Old 12-09-2016, 04:51 AM
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Originally Posted by alleyyooper View Post
One thing the woman didn't account for in her figures is today a beer may cost $5.00 but 20 years ago it was only 60 cents.

no but she did say , " not accounting for inflation"

that was funny but let's face it , when dealing with women ,male logic is dictated by where the blood flow resides
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Old 12-09-2016, 08:10 AM
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That was funny.
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Old 12-10-2016, 04:20 AM
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Lol thats funny & sounds like something my Wife would say. When she gives me the raspberries about spending too much money, I remind her how much her hair cuts/coloring cost, they've added up over the years.
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Old 12-19-2016, 03:37 PM
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That goes very well with a Jeff Foxworthy skit about the cost of deer hunting.

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Old 12-26-2016, 07:30 AM
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Lol that's pretty funny.
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