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Old 08-07-2013, 09:27 AM
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Speaking of trees...The Depressed One's family tree is a telephone pole.

When DD was a kid, his dad took him coon hunting. He used DD to ugly them to death. By the time he was three, his dad had to switch over to a rifle--DD was ruining the pelts.
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Old 08-07-2013, 02:00 PM
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Originally Posted by dprsdhunter View Post
Any one know the difference between LBR and that guy called Metro ???




I hear people liked metro. :happy 0157:
Metro had a lawnmower that would cut grass?
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Old 08-07-2013, 07:39 PM
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One evening old 4pt and LBR were cruising around the back roads looking for old mowers LBR could rob parts off of.

All of a sudden 4pt slams on the brakes ands says "lookie there" pointing at sheep with its head caught in the fence. 4pt jumps out of the truck and says "im going to get me some of that.

LBR jumps out and says "good idea" and sticks his head In the fence.
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Old 08-08-2013, 07:25 AM
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He wasn't to baaa aad
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Old 08-08-2013, 12:51 PM
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You win--I can't sink that low.
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Old 08-08-2013, 01:01 PM
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Ding ding ding we have a winner.

Didn't know it was a contest but never the less congrats dprsd
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Old 08-08-2013, 01:28 PM
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Your comment wasn't any better! Oh well...if your lawnmower blows bubbles and your favorite "girlfriend" is a sheep, I reckon you need to feel like you won something every now in then.
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Old 09-17-2021, 07:49 AM
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Mr4pt you're so ugly that when you tried to enter an ugly contest the judges said, "sorry, no professionals".
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Old 09-17-2021, 07:35 PM
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Originally Posted by mr4pt View Post
So, Jbrsr started a gardening thread. That's funny to me. He couldn't grow mold with a loaf of year old bread in a closet
Hey stay out of my closet.
And leave my penicillin alone. lol
An go back to your ant farm.
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