The insult thread
#211
Boone & Crockett
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Mississippi USA
Posts: 15,296

Speaking of trees...The Depressed One's family tree is a telephone pole.
When DD was a kid, his dad took him coon hunting. He used DD to ugly them to death. By the time he was three, his dad had to switch over to a rifle--DD was ruining the pelts.
When DD was a kid, his dad took him coon hunting. He used DD to ugly them to death. By the time he was three, his dad had to switch over to a rifle--DD was ruining the pelts.
#213

One evening old 4pt and LBR were cruising around the back roads looking for old mowers LBR could rob parts off of.
All of a sudden 4pt slams on the brakes ands says "lookie there" pointing at sheep with its head caught in the fence. 4pt jumps out of the truck and says "im going to get me some of that.
LBR jumps out and says "good idea" and sticks his head In the fence.
All of a sudden 4pt slams on the brakes ands says "lookie there" pointing at sheep with its head caught in the fence. 4pt jumps out of the truck and says "im going to get me some of that.
LBR jumps out and says "good idea" and sticks his head In the fence.
#219