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Old 05-25-2013, 09:46 AM
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ken3 is proof that opposites attract. His wife is good-looking and intelligent.



And she can read and write
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Old 05-25-2013, 11:03 AM
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Sachiko don't you have a terribly empty feeling ---- in your skull?
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Old 05-25-2013, 03:52 PM
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Sachiko went to the nursing home website thinking it was match.com .

Sachiko is so little she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Sachiko gets carded when she tries to buy bubble gum.

She always gets a pat on the back when she goes out with her hubby--she got the "Be Nice to Seniors" award of the year.
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Old 05-26-2013, 03:14 AM
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I hope Chad sticks around. Reading his posts helps me fall asleep.

I'd ask Chad how old he is, but I don't think he can count that high.

Chad is just jealous. When our family goes to a buffet, my husband gets the senior discount and the girls and I get the children's rate.
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Old 05-26-2013, 06:31 AM
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Originally Posted by sachiko View Post
I hope Chad sticks around. Reading his posts helps me fall asleep.

I'd ask Chad how old he is, but I don't think he can count that high.

Chad is just jealous. When our family goes to a buffet, my husband gets the senior discount and the girls and I get the children's rate.

Now your getting the hang of it, good un
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Old 05-26-2013, 10:38 AM
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4pt read the directions on his new stick deodorant......remove cap and push up bottom

now he walks funny but his farts smell good
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Old 05-26-2013, 10:40 AM
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Wondered why there was a deodorant shortage in AR...now we know.....
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Old 05-26-2013, 10:45 AM
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Originally Posted by LBR View Post
Wondered why there was a deodorant shortage in AR...now we know.....

It sure isn't because it was used by all the Mississippi people
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Old 05-26-2013, 11:16 AM
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Originally Posted by dprsdhunter View Post

now he walks funny but his farts smell good
Dude, I'm not even gonna ask how you know how his farts smell....
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Old 05-26-2013, 11:26 AM
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going back to the venereal disease insults..........
ole thunder mug put the letters STD in the word stud
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