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Old 10-18-2011, 12:28 PM
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A Muslim, a Christian, an American, a Kenyan, a Socialist, a white man and a black man walk into a bar.













Bartender says, "What can I get for ya, Mr. President?"

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Old 10-18-2011, 12:56 PM
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So a guy walks into a bar after a round of golf and sits down at a table opposite a flashily dressed blonde who says to him" I'm a hooker" and he says "well, if you turn your hands on the shaft a little bit to the left... you'll tend more towards a slice.
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Old 10-18-2011, 02:44 PM
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A guy walks in to a bar early in the morning.
Bartender recognizes him as a hard working farmer
that would not normally be in the bar, much less in the morning.

Bartender says “Something wrong”?
Guy says “There’s some things you just can’t explain”.
Bartender say’s “I’ve heard it all, go ahead and vent”.

Guy says “Well I woke up early as usual and went out to
milk the cow. Just as the bucket was about full she kicked
it over spilling the whole thing. Kind of made me angry but I
thought to myself ‘There’s some things you just can’t explain’.
So I took some rope, tied the leg to a stall post and began milking again.
Wouldn’t you know it, just as the bucket was full she kicked out
with her other leg an spilled the bucket again. I almost got mad again
but just thought to myself ‘There’s some things you just can’t explain’.
I got some more rope, tied the other leg to a stall post and began milking.
Wouldn’t you know it, just as the bucket began filling up she swung her
tail between her legs knocking the bucket over again! Well I’d just about
had it. I looked around for more rope but couldn’t find any so I took off
my belt, climbed up on the stool behind the cow and started tying her tail
to the top of the stall with the belt. Then my pants fell down around my ankles
and wouldn’t you know that’s just the time my wife walks in the barn.
She starts screaming ‘WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING?!?!’
and all I could say was ‘HONEY, THERE’S SOME THINGS YOU
JUST CAN’T EXPLAIN’!!
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Old 10-18-2011, 02:48 PM
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[quote=mr4pt;3863015]A Muslim, a Christian, an American, a Kenyan, a Socialist, a white man and a black man walk into a bar.

You forgot to add that a democrat walked into the bar too.
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Old 10-18-2011, 05:49 PM
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A Muslim, a Christian, an American, a Kenyan, a Socialist, a white man and a black man walk into a bar.













Bartender says, "What can I get for ya, Mr. President?"
Good one!
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Old 10-19-2011, 04:15 AM
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A man walks into a bar.....
Says....






















Ouch !
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Old 10-19-2011, 05:16 PM
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A dyslexic walks into a bra....
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Old 10-20-2011, 07:28 AM
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A skeleton walks into a bar, the bartender says "What can I get you?" the skeleton says "I'll have a beer...........and a mop"
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Old 10-21-2011, 01:32 PM
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Old 10-23-2011, 09:39 AM
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wouldn’t you know that’s just the time my wife walks in the barn.
That always seems to happen to me when I get to the weird parts of YouTube.

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