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A Joke - In honor of Hntngirl

Old 10-10-2011, 06:40 AM
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The Art Thief

A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre museum.
After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and made it safely to his van.
However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, the art thief replied, "Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings. I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."

And you thought I didn't have De Gaulle to post this. Well, I figure I had nothing Toulouse. Hehehe!)
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Old 10-10-2011, 01:49 PM
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Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! That was so bad I almost chuckled.
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Old 10-10-2011, 05:25 PM
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On a scale from 1 to 10, I'd give that one 8 SAUSAGES.....lol
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Old 10-11-2011, 05:06 AM
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you know, that one was sooooooooo bad, I HAD to log in and say that they ought to take away your man card ,and strip you of that title, New Sherriff, until you say your sorry.
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Old 10-11-2011, 06:23 AM
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In honor of Hntngirl,

Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy.

The first thing Daisy asked was, "Do you have a condom?"

Donald frowned and said, "No."


Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not have sex.


"Maybe they sell them at the front desk," she suggested.


So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms.

"Yes, we do," the clerk said and pulled a box out from under the counter and gave it to Donald.


The clerk asked, "Would you like me to put them on your bill?"


"Thit No!" Donald quacked, "I'd thuffocate!"
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Old 10-11-2011, 08:06 AM
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Now, that's more gooder. LOL.
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Old 10-11-2011, 08:12 AM
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Makes me miss hntngirl's jokes
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Old 10-11-2011, 09:14 AM
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Both are real bad and hntngirl worthy. I knew I shouldn't have clicked on this thread and now I'll never forget why.
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Old 10-11-2011, 08:01 PM
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I would pay at least 33 cents if Hntngirl would come back on and give an encore preformance of the sausage joke.....
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Old 10-13-2011, 07:43 PM
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A hotdog walks into a bar and says,Ill have a beer. Bar tender says, we don't serve food here!......
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