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Old 09-23-2011, 12:12 AM
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...like do they ever have any deep thoughts? Like...how will their grandchildren turn out? Will they discover new and exciting kinds of decaying meat? Will their maggots be born healthy? Will they die of old age or be smacked to death by a flyswatter? Or sucked up by a dust buster? These are the questions that keep me up at night.
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Old 09-23-2011, 12:19 AM
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is now conducting an experiment...
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Old 09-23-2011, 12:48 AM
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Jack staying up with you tonite??
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Old 09-23-2011, 03:09 AM
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How do you properly address a fly when they are not,......well flying?
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Old 09-23-2011, 03:40 AM
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I always heard the last thing to go through a flies mind when it hit your windshield was its a$$
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Old 09-23-2011, 04:09 AM
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Hntngirl, maybe you could help.


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Old 09-23-2011, 05:50 AM
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an old song from my high school youth. "You can tell by the flies there is trouble up ....."pm for the rest of that verse and maybe a little more.

Darn that was a very funny but crude song.
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Old 09-23-2011, 08:40 AM
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See people, be careful what you wish for.

I've had ppl asking me, "How can we get the old gang, especially Hntngirl, back to posting on the forums?"

Well, she's back and this is what you get.....
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Old 09-23-2011, 09:04 AM
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ex∑per∑i∑ment/ikˈsperəmənt/


Noun: A scientific procedure undertaken to make a discovery
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Old 09-23-2011, 09:09 AM
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Originally Posted by hntngirl View Post
...like do they ever have any deep thoughts? Like...how will their grandchildren turn out? Will they discover new and exciting kinds of decaying meat? Will their maggots be born healthy? Will they die of old age or be smacked to death by a flyswatter? Or sucked up by a dust buster? These are the questions that keep me up at night.
I always just bought them another drink and usually they told me all that I wanted to know....and usually a whole lot more than I really wanted.
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