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Old 09-23-2011, 09:27 AM
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Old 09-23-2011, 09:45 AM
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I wonder about people who wonder about flies......
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Old 09-23-2011, 10:55 AM
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What does an Irishman do when he finds a fly in his beer?


He picks him up and shakes him while saying "spit it out, spit it out!"
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Old 09-23-2011, 11:30 AM
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In the immortal realm of fly-theater, "To bee or not to bee, that is the question!" all flies just would rather be bees.
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Old 09-23-2011, 12:46 PM
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Keep in mind that the fly that lands on your burger / hotdog at your next picnic likely just left a pile of feces.
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Old 09-23-2011, 02:21 PM
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What did one Drosophila say to the other Drosophila? ....
Your human is down!
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Old 09-23-2011, 06:00 PM
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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

2......but dont ask me how they get in there.
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Old 09-24-2011, 03:09 AM
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i think the biggest thought/concern a fly encounters regards the extreme integrity of denim....
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Old 09-24-2011, 04:51 AM
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It's embarrassing when you let your fly down.
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Old 09-24-2011, 06:39 AM
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Is it true what I've heard about the infield fly rule?



Does it require a swat team?
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