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Old 07-11-2012, 04:58 PM
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It must be some sort of self esteem issue that makes LBR take all his own insecurities / faults and portray them as someone elses.


You need help buddy....profesional help. I only say that cause I care..........if something happened to you we may end up with someone else back a s a mod......

The first step is acceptance.......accept that your lawn care equipment is inferior and others will accept you for doing so.
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Old 07-11-2012, 06:59 PM
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Sad, sad case...along with the obvious physical...reductions... that come with a lack of testosterone, sufferers also develop an affinity for cartoon ducks....and depression.....

There is a cure, but sufferers are generally in such a state of denial that they won't even consider the simple and obvious cure....
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Old 07-11-2012, 07:17 PM
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Originally Posted by LBR View Post
Sad, sad case...along with the obvious physical...reductions... that come with a lack of testosterone, sufferers also develop an affinity for cartoon ducks....and depression.....

There is a cure, but sufferers are generally in such a state of denial that they won't even consider the simple and obvious cure....

at least you can admit you are in a state of denial........
that is progress.....
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Old 07-11-2012, 08:09 PM
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Man this is getting old..........here it is 10 at night. Neighbor lady called and he hubby is having problems satifying her. i had to get the mower out and drive by their house a few times so the poor gal could climax.

Im thinking about just giving her a picture of my mower so she can tape it to his forhead.
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Old 07-12-2012, 11:03 PM
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So you live in a place where the women have hirsute issues. Well if that's what motors your boat.
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Old 07-13-2012, 06:49 AM
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rotf.........
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Old 07-13-2012, 06:50 AM
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The "epilady" thingy's there run on 8 cylinder gas engines. It's a reaction due to the uncommonly low testosterone levels in the men--directly linked to their poor excuses for lawnmowers....
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Old 07-13-2012, 07:07 AM
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The "epilady" thingy's there run on 8 cylinder gas engines. It's a reaction due to the uncommonly low testosterone levels in the men--directly linked to their poor excuses for lawnmowers....
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Old 07-13-2012, 02:02 PM
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field mouse doesnt need to worry about our women up here.........
Seriously a guy who prefers 4 legged females shouldnt has no room to make such a comment.........
Heard of Bi sexuals??.......well field mouse is a quadrosexual...........it has to have four legs..........
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Old 09-27-2012, 06:08 PM
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More, more, more!
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