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50 years Happy marriage !! joke

Old 02-28-2011, 07:04 PM
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A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches in Montego Bay , Jamaica . Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. People would say, 'What a peaceful & loving couple.' The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.



The husband replied: 'Well, it dates back to our honeymoon. We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona , and we took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, 'That's once.' 'We proceeded a little further and her horse stumbled again.. Again my wife quietly said, 'That's twice.' We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the third time my wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead.



I SHOUTED at her, 'What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the poor animal like that, are you $%#@! crazy?' She looked at ME, and quietly said, 'That's once.'



And from that moment on.... We have lived happily ever after.'
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Old 02-28-2011, 09:53 PM
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I am sure I have used up all 3 of my chances..lol
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Old 03-01-2011, 04:12 AM
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Choose your battles carefully, "less said best said" , think about. Jim
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Old 03-03-2011, 03:32 AM
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that's funny,i love it, I only have 16 more years to go,to reach that goal.
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Old 03-03-2011, 06:35 AM
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Originally Posted by 9th tine View Post
that's funny,i love it, I only have 16 more years to go,to reach that goal.
13 for me..I'm way over the 1,2k,3 deal though...wish me luck...dang and I taught her how to shoot gun, bow,pistol,use knife...shoot now I'm scared for my life!!
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Old 03-03-2011, 11:55 AM
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We have been married about 35 years, I think. I do good to remember it is on Dec 6, I think...........
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