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Old 07-26-2010, 06:29 PM
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Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.
If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich ..

Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6

Some people are like a Slinky ...not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when
you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.

Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers; what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.

- - - and as someone recently said to me:
"Don't worry about old age; it doesn't last long."
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Old 07-26-2010, 06:36 PM
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Originally Posted by BlackLab View Post

And The Number 1 Thought
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers; what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.

- - - and as someone recently said to me:
"Don't worry about old age; it doesn't last long."
These 2 are the best and oh so true.
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Old 07-26-2010, 08:10 PM
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#8,#3,#1
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Old 07-26-2010, 09:08 PM
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Those are too good not to pass on. Emailing them now.

Nice avatar BTW...
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Originally Posted by SWThomas View Post
Those are too good not to pass on. Emailing them now.

Nice avatar BTW...
That avatar is nice.

Small minds sometimes do work wonders
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In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
That is great!
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Old 07-27-2010, 08:22 AM
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Originally Posted by mr4pt View Post
That avatar is nice.

Small minds sometimes do work wonders
yes they do Mr.4pt.
I was just wondering. Out of all the stickers you got for us several years ago how many are still in circulation. The orignal you got for me is long gone it's clone lives on
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