Man attacked by cougar in Illinois?
 

It happened about 9:30 last night at the local tavern. I was sitting at the bar enjoying a nice frosty mug of stag when out of the corner of my eye I caught movement. I knew the stetson cover scent I was wearing didn't help the situation. Thats when it happened. The mid 40's woman came out of nowhere and showed territorial dominance over the bar stool next to me. Everything went fuzzy after that. I awoke to find myself curled into a little ball in a dry creek bed with bite marks on my neck and head.

Definition of cougar:
A 35+ year old female who is on the "hunt" for a much younger, energetic, willing-to-do-anything male. The cougar can frequently be seen in a padded bra, cleavage exposed, propped up against a swanky bar in Illinois (or other states)waiting, watching, calculating; gearing up to sink her claws into an innocent young and strapping buck who happens to cross her path. "Man is cougar's number one prey"

RE: Man attacked by cougar in Illinois?
 

ROTFLMFAO!

RE: Man attacked by cougar in Illinois?
 

While I've heard there were "Cougars"in Macoupin County, i rarely see them here in Staunton. Perhaps i should be hunting a little farther North! Oh what i wouldn't do to be attacked!

RE: Man attacked by cougar in Illinois?
 

This might be another one of those false Cougar sightings. If this attack had actually happened, the victim would have awaken curled into a ball in a water bed covered with faux leopard skin sheets, not in a creek bed. And the bites would be from the neck down.[8D]

RE: Man attacked by cougar in Illinois?
 

LMAO!!!

RE: Man attacked by cougar in Illinois?
 

www.gocougar.com

Happy hunting!

RE: Man attacked by cougar in Illinois?
 

Sounds like you caught a case of CAT SCRATCH FEVER!!! Did she learn ya anything.:)

RE: Man attacked by cougar in Illinois?
 

Man ya had me goin on the floor,

RE: Man attacked by cougar in Illinois?
 

WOW good stuff

RE: Man attacked by cougar in Illinois?
 

That is awesome. I have seen a few of these cougars in Troy!