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Old 02-12-2002, 10:36 PM
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What kind of funny stories do you'ns have? I began to wonder after I briefly mentioned walking into my brother's pole when we were younger. So if you've the spare time and don't mind embarassing yourself, please share some of the humor. Take care and God bless.

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Old 02-13-2002, 01:24 AM
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I was northern fishing up in canada 2 years ago twards the end of may. water was still pretty cold nothing to swim in but of course that wasn't gonna stop me. We were anchored in this bay that was 3-5 feet deep slip floating for gators. I threw my line out and forgot to put the reel on free spool. It was about 15-20 mins without a bite and I bent over the edge of the boat to put my somke out and I heard a TINK THUMP SPLOOSH. looked up and there was my baitcasting set up swimming away and a pretty considerable rate. After a few short bursts of "S%$# S%#$" I dove head first into the bay and started chasing the pole which I finally caught after a short in the water sprint. AND IT WAS COOOOOLD!!! The two guys I was fishing with darn near fell out of the boat they were laughing so hard. The best part was the fish stayed on the whole time and we got it landed. It turned out to be a 19.6 lb gator. Piece of advise when slip floating northerns if your not holding onto your pole make sure it's on FREE SPOOL.
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Old 02-13-2002, 03:31 AM
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well ok here we go it was about 4 years ago me and my buddy wher jetty fishing for halibut and we wher looking for a spot walking alog the jetty and i was carring a coleman lantern in one hand and my fishing pole in the other and we wher walking on this cement path along the jetty and all of a sudden my buddy see's me disapear and down i whent over my head under water and my freind sad he seen me on the bottom standing up why becouse the coleman lantern never whent out thats how fast i got out haha ,the reason i fell in is becouse on that cement path we wher walking ther was a break in the walkway and was filled whith sea foam hahaha it looked like cement , <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle> ok sea yas
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Old 02-13-2002, 11:30 PM
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I know that some people wont believe this, but it is true. My best friend and I, at the age of 13 went fishing at a pond near my house. We would get home from school, ride our bikes up there and fish all evening. Well, the one time we did that, we were both stand on the edge of the pond. A new Mercedes Benz pulls up and the most beautiful blonde lady gets out. She was wearing a long white dress with a big white hat. She proceeds to take off all of here clothes about ten feet from us. We just stood there in amazement. She proceeds to walk right past us, not even caring that we were there, she jumps in the pond and stood in front of us for about twenty minutes fondling herself. She then gets out, walks back to her car, pulls a towel out, dries off, puts her clothes on and drives away. The whole time my friend and I just stood thier in amazement. We were the HAPPIEST fisherman that you would have EVER seen. Another instance like this occured a week later. We did the same thing as normal. We got to the pond and were fishing when a car pulls up. All of the girls open the windows in the car and pull up there shirts and bras. We stood there in amazement. They just held up there shirts for about five minutes and then left. The pond was then plowed in and now it has a beautifull prison on top of it. Man, I wish it was still there. Those were the first times that I ever saw naked girls in real life.

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Old 02-13-2002, 11:36 PM
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I LIKE BUCKMAGNETS STORY BETTER BUT HERE IS MINE

ONE DAY MY BROTHER AND I WENT OUT FISHING KINDA GETTING TOWARDS SUNDOWN WELL WE RENTED A ROW BOAT AND GOT TO THE OTHER END OF THE LAKE TO FISH, AFTER CATCHING OUR LIMIT WE DECIDED IT WAS KINDA LATE AND ROWED BACK TO THE DOCK AND AS I WAS TYING THE BOAT UP MY BROTHER GOT OUT AND I DON'T KNOW HOW HE DID BUT FELL OFF THE OTHER SIDE OF THE DOCK, ALL I HEARD WAS A LOAD SPLASH AND THEN HIM SCREAMING AND COUSING UP A STORM. NEEDLESS TO SAY HE ROAD HOME SITTING ON SEVERAL GARBAGE BAGS.

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Old 02-17-2002, 10:06 PM
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i was out fishing on canadice lake for bass, with my two buddys john and jt. i got snagged in a tree and yanked the lure out and it came flying back at me and stuck right into my elbow, barb and all. my buddy jt who is a boxer and guts fish, deer, anything!!! sees my blood and passes out, we had to go on shore and while my other buddy is trying to help me out jt is on shore passed out laying down, wanting to go to the hospital, and im like im the one hurt u wimp!! i guess u just had to be there!!! it was funny!!!!!!!
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Old 02-18-2002, 01:12 AM
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funny AND painful LOL

I grew up with loving to fish worse then any addiction!. I cant say I really didnt have a time in my life where it really didnt dominate the summers. Case in point....

I was growing up in Hinckley Mn. One of our neighbors, Billy Korbe (not sure if thats how to spell his last name as its been a looong time) It had to have been my 4th or 5th grade year. Well his family was the generous type. I remember his ole man having a bow shop in the house and smelling bohning paints and fletch tite glues, I think that is where my love of archery has come from as I still to this day can remember it. The pellet range out back, the crawfish dinners...what memories. Well Billy was a few years older then I was but a good chap he was. I screwed up and ended up grounded one summer, cant remember why par usual. Being Billy lived a couple houses away I was always over there hanging out.

Well Billy wanted to go fishin so a fishn we went, it wasnt like he had to twist my arm to hard. Now I tell ya, that pard had a nack for nabbing pike in this stream we always fished, I mean lots of them!!! Well so it was, we were fishing pike on ahot summer day grounded none the less. He was teaching me the finer points of spoon fishing and how to catch them (heck I can to this day remeber the color spoon he was using, frog green with black spots!) He said just cast up stream and reel as fast as you can. Being young and niave thats exactly what I did cast after cast, man he was almost an Idol! I couldnt for the life of me even raise a fish let alone find one that would hit my spoons! As the day wore on frustration set in..I tried harder and harder....well one of those casts low and behold to me ended up in a tree. Yup you guessed it, that tree was right behind me and to the lack of my knowledge that green and black spotted spoon ended up over a decent sized branch and swung down and hit the ground..man looking back I feel like an idiot! I started reeling and man it felt like a fish (ya right, the only thing I remember grasping from the hole trip was how the caboose guy could nab the roll of whatever it was on the string at the station we fished by going 40-50 mph!) Well that little ole green and black spotted daredevil hit the back of my head and man I thought I had a fish. Those were some super sharp hooks and I just had to set the hook...YOWZAAA!!! I tell ya, first I was grounded, second I couldnt catch squat for fish that day, third, now just what excuse was I going to conjure up!!! well we rode to his parents house. I remember telling them I was grounded for something and his ole man went to the first aid kit. Being the bowhunter he was he had some kind of numbing stuff...they tried to get that daredevil out so bad I think they were worried just how much MORE trouble I was going to be in for this one LOL....they had to call my mom and she took me to the hospital. To this day I remember her face when she came to pick me up at Billys house...she laughed the hole way to the car! It was worse then getting chewed....oh the humiliation!!! After I moved I never did keep in contact with Billy. Sure wish I could find him but heck I cant even spell his last name! The house we lived in is still there and the places I hunted are still there also...oh the memories...oh the pain <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>!
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