What's wrong with Senkos?

nothing is wrong ith them, many people have great success with them, but I cant catch a cold with them, even after numerous lengthy attemps. It just seems that everybody and their momma instantly replies back with "try a wacky rigged senko, its garunteed to work". Its like the typical standard reply of everybody who can't come up with something better to say.

Again, im not knocking the senko, its a deaedly lure for a lot of people, but i've tried it and tried it and it has never produced for me, not one time, and I get tired of hearing everybody suggest it the first time somebody asks "what should i try?".